Today’s junk email
By Fleur
@Fleura (35062)
United Kingdom
November 20, 2017 4:33am CST
I seem to go through phases of receiving junk email on different subjects. At one point it was septic tanks (we don’t have one). I’ve had lots promoting Viagra and similar drugs (I’m a woman) and offering cheap prescription drugs (fortunately I’m reasonably healthy).
I’ve only had a couple from Nigerian money scammers – I started to feel I was missing out but then in the end I did get one or two that were so absolutely hilarious I can’t think how anyone could ever believe them.
The last few weeks I’ve had a whole slew of emails telling me I could make a fortune with Bitcoin. But then today I had something new – one suggesting a custom numerology report and another offering plans for 12,000 ‘perfect’ sheds! Those really made me laugh – I wonder what will be next?
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
20 Nov 17
I wonder what anyone would do with 12,000 sheds lol
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
20 Nov 17
@Fleura especially if you forgot which one you left the lawn mower in
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@allen0187 (59830)
• Philippines
21 Nov 17
I've had those and I have always believed that the Prince of some African nation has chosen me out of the millions in the world to share his bountiful wealth. Was I wrong in giving my bank details to him?
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
22 Nov 17
lol I get my weekly entertainment looking at and deleting all these beauties lol I certainly do have a lot of rich relatives dying all the time and remembering me!! lol
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
22 Nov 17
@Fleura A lifetime actually, lol and my parents obviously had a lot of siblings they knew nothing about lol and rich ones at that!! 
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@m_audrey6788 (58468)
• Germany
20 Nov 17
They are starting to go crazy 
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@TheHorse (238325)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Dec 17
Oh, I made one of the sheds. They're great. The Viargra they sent me was extra strength, though, so so I had to run out of the shed before I got trapped in there. My Russian bride laughed so hard, I gave her $1,000,000 Nigerian and told her to go shopping and leave me alone.
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