What would Jesus do?
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
December 13, 2017 5:11am CST
The yard was a disaster area.
A heavy storm front that had moved through the previous evening had tossed limbs everywhere and uprooted shrubbery.
Aghast, I stared at the destruction.
Unfortunately, Lord Dampnut had scared my Mexican landscaping crew bad enough that they had decided to return to Mexico, and I was left there to stand and wonder:
"What would Jesus do?"
Destroyer, one of my favorite KISS albums! Lyrics: You've got something about you You've got something I need Daughter of Aphrodite Hear my words and take he...
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@JudyEv (357670)
• Rockingham, Australia
13 Dec 17
@JolietJake Now THAT might be a problem!
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
13 Dec 17
@JolietJake _Flash fiction? It's good since you had me convince.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
19 Dec 17
make judas pick 'em up.he owes him one.
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@kobesbuddy (78856)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Dec 17
I believe that Jesus would very kindly clean up your yard, with no complaints whatsoever! He'd use his spiritual powers to bring your Mexican landscaping crew back, then fill Lord Dampnut with his unconditional love, for all mankind:)
Next, they would all lay down with J.J. in the yard and make snow angels together!
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@misunderstood_zombie (8140)
• United States
13 Dec 17
He would roll up the sleeves of his robe and clean it up.
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