Too much time
By BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (51811)
St. Catharines, Ontario
December 29, 2017 10:18am CST
I've obviously got too much time on my hands if I sit here wondering how much a rat's ass is worth. Most of you have heard the expression, "I don't give a rat's ass" for or about something.
So I typed "rat's ass" into the search bar, and found this delightful article:
Rat's ass (lit. "the hind-quarters of the common rat (Rattus rattus)") is a valuable commodity which is produced primarily in Central Asia and shipped via FedEx all over the known world in Tupperware. During the Middle Ages, rats were responsible for the t
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
29 Dec 17
Well, now you know something new.
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@KrauseHome (36445)
• United States
30 Dec 17
Depends on the situation, as I am sure we have all thought this a time or two, and maybe even said it in haste. But for the most part when it comes to anything in life I do care, and wish more others would too.
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
30 Dec 17
Yes, we all should care about things. Good for you that you do. 
@celticeagle (189603)
• Boise, Idaho
29 Dec 17
Interesting subject but a gross pic.
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
29 Dec 17
But it's not like it's true to life...
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That was too funny and also informative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmLZNmUGxg
@mininifty (126)
• Belmont, Michigan
1 Jun
I say this as a fan since 2009, in case you don't know, Uncyclopedia is peak comedy gold! I did not know about this article, but I kind of knew they would have one like that. Take a browse around that site when you can; it is on another site nowadays so the old URL doesn't work, but by leaving Wikia/Fandom and starting their own organization, they got funnier and no longer have Wikia, Inc. telling them what they can't do in their comedy.
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
2 Jun
I'd completely forgotten about this post, from nine and a half years ago.
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@mininifty (126)
• Belmont, Michigan
2 Jun
@BarBaraPrz I know, I didn't log in for almost that long, or at least didn't post, maybe I logged in to check on things, but what do you know, I do a generic text search for Uncyclopedia and find it.
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