Celebrities in My Dreams

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Forgive me for always talking about my dreams. But my real life is dull and boring. My dreams are more exciting. When I was a kid I used to have recurring dreams about two celebrity couples: Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor; and Sonnie and Cher. I was really infatuated with these two celebrity couples. I grew up on the TV. To me the entertainment world was so full of glamour. You think people live in ivory palaces and eat off gold plates. But when you get older you realize a lot of these celebrities have messed up lives and you wouldn't want to swap your dull and boring life for theirs. So as I got older my dreams about celebrities were not recurring and became more like random pop-ups! Like … uuhhh … what are you doing in my dream? Like one time I had a dream about Beyoncé and Jay-Z. My youngest daughter was in the dream. She was about 5 years old. It seems the couple had hired me to babysit. Don't ask me why Beyoncé and Jay-Z hired me to babysit my own child. Dreams are crazy! Anyway Beyoncé and Jay-Z had an argument over people taking pictures of her in sexy underwear. (What??) The dream ended with me taking my daughter and leaving their house. I didn't need their permission. After all she is my child. I figure ... let them work out their own differences. It's not my problem. Last night my dream had two more celebrities but they aren't a couple. I can't remember what the dream was about, but I remember that they were in it. The celebrities that showed up in my dreams last night were Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock. The only reason I can think of for them being in my dream is that we all live in Austin, Texas. Why else would they be in dream? I'm not really a huge fan of either one of them. I mean … I like them, but ... well! ... I like that movie "A Time to Kill" (1996). Do you have celebrities in your dreams?