Great news for balding men!
@JamesHxstatic (29358)
Eugene, Oregon
October 31, 2018 11:20am CST
Thumbing through the Christmas catalog of my favorite big, big box store, I was glad to see that there is hope for the balding men (women too) among us.
I hasten to add, though, that I am used to the chrome-dome look and my wife says she would leave if I suddenly get all hirsute.
But, while it is not for me, this new "Laser Therapy Hair Regrowth Cap" (looks kind of like any other ball cap) offers "treatment for thinning and balding hair." How? It uses "low level laser therapy."
The best news of all is that it only costs $700. (What??) But, in the spirit of the season, you can now get $150 off that price.
Well, while it does not do anything for my gone, boy, gone hair, I will stick with my pointy (patent pending), home made tin foil hat. It gives me comfort, keeps aliens out my brain and reduces the stress around political insanity.
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@moffittjc (118757)
• Gainesville, Florida
1 Nov 18
Would a tin foil hat block aliens from getting to your brain, or would it serve as an antenna or attractor to them? Not sure which. Maybe the aliens want us to wear tin foil hats! lol
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@moffittjc (118757)
• Gainesville, Florida
2 Nov 18
@JamesHxstatic No, I can't say that I have ever met anyone who was abducted. But someday I hope to meet one. I would really like to have a conversation with that person and see what's inside their head.
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@JamesHxstatic (29358)
• Eugene, Oregon
2 Nov 18
@moffittjc Now that would be a revelation!
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@JamesHxstatic (29358)
• Eugene, Oregon
2 Nov 18
Ohhh yeah, maybe they planted that thought in my head. Now I dunno what to do! Ever know anyone who was "abducted?" I have not.
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@LadyDuck (460148)
• Switzerland
31 Oct 18
@JamesHxstatic I would not like to see my husband shave his mustache now. I did not like when he grew the mustache, but it was more than 20 years ago and I like it now.
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@JamesHxstatic (29358)
• Eugene, Oregon
1 Nov 18
@LadyDuck It looks so strange when there is a major change like that.
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@JamesHxstatic (29358)
• Eugene, Oregon
31 Oct 18
I agree, Anna. I shaved my mustache about 25 years ago and my then five year old daughter did not like it all. It appeared that the space between my upper lip and my nose was about an acre.
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@changjiangzhibin89 (16554)
• China
2 Nov 18
I suspect the laser would do harm to the brain.I don't wish you other than you are either.
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@GreatMartin (23675)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
1 Nov 18
I like bald! (Well at least 'crewcut'!)
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@JamesHxstatic (29358)
• Eugene, Oregon
1 Nov 18
My "crewcut" consists of about 20 follicles that start to grow and must be mown every week or so.
@Deepizzaguy (95264)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
1 Nov 18
Be careful with the companies that sell products to regrow your hair for a steep price.
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@Deepizzaguy (95264)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
1 Nov 18
@JamesHxstatic If it appears to be too good to be true, it probably is.
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@JamesHxstatic (29358)
• Eugene, Oregon
31 Oct 18
It would look really odd to suddenly grow a head full of hair.
@asfarasiknow (3341)
• Bournemouth, England
31 Oct 18
I'm still all hirsute - just not on my head.
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
31 Oct 18
I am stuck with the Yul Bryner look.
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