Me Too Movement be damned: I forced myself upon a woman last night.

@TheHorse (238388)
Walnut Creek, California
January 24, 2019 6:44pm CST
Yesterday evening, I found myself playing bluegrass music with a bunch of old friends at Armando's, a night club in Martinez CA. One of the players, Lynn Q., has a really nice Collings guitar that has been brutalized over the years, sometimes by people she has let play it when they left their "gigging guitars" at home. We shared bitter stories. Earlier in the evening, I had offered to help her do away with some scratches, "if I had my stuff in my truck." It turned out that I DID have my Meguiar's #7 Car Polish in my truck, along with some suitable rags. But the night wore on, we all imbibed, we played on stage together, and I still had done nothing for her guitar. As things were winding down, I offered to show her how the stuff worked. She said she wanted to get home, but I INSISTED that she let me try my incredible technique on a particularly scratched and faded part of her instrument. She relented, and I shined up that part of her guitar. I also showed her the technique, so she could do the rest of the guitar later, at home. As it happens, she has some of the stuff at her house, and will try it on the blemished and scratched areas I didn't have time to get to. I'll use a picture of my guitar, a Martin D-18, which looks almost identical to her Collings D-1 (which is based on earlier Martin D-18s). I am not usually that assertive (or aggressive). But I had already brought "the goods" in and didn't want to let her leave without me showing her how she could pretty up her early '90s Collings guitar. Am I becoming...one of those men? Oh, I just found a video of her playing that guitar at a gig in San Francisco! She, the bassist, and the fiddle player were with me on stage last night!
A song written by Glenn Dauphin and performed by the Alhambra Valley Band. Recorded live at the 2008 San Francisco Bluegrass-Old time festival as the AVB ope...
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@wolfgirl569 (136063)
• Marion, Ohio
25 Jan 19
She might be willing to forgive you later.
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@wolfgirl569 (136063)
• Marion, Ohio
25 Jan 19
@TheHorse Just dont learn other stuff from them.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
@No no! I promise not to.
@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
I sure hope so. But if I wind up sharing a cell with Bill Cosby and Donald Trump, maybe I'll learn to be funny and get rich.
@1hopefulman (45111)
• Canada
25 Jan 19
They're good!
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@1hopefulman (45111)
• Canada
25 Jan 19
@TheHorse So, were you able to get everything done in the three hours?
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
@1hopefulman I just did a couple of areas (perhaps 4 x 4" each) and showed her how to do the rest.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
They're nice people too!
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@marguicha (230365)
• Chile
3 Apr 19
Careful pony. The me too movement rocks.
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@marguicha (230365)
• Chile
10 Apr 19
@TheHorse I agree. My daughter told me that she was worried because now anyone can accuse anyone falsely. How about if a boy did not pay attention to a girl and she was offended? There are lots of situations like those. Now, a child cannot be grounded by a parent because everyone says that the child is being tortured. With this, it could get out of hand too.
@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Apr 19
I reckon it's a good thing. But have you ever met anyone falsely accused of this or that? It scares me.
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@LadyDuck (502886)
• Italy
25 Jan 19
You have not been rude, you have been helpful. If she was really too tired to listen, she would have insisted more to go home.
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@LadyDuck (502886)
• Italy
26 Jan 19
@TheHorse If she likes and she is interested is not at all difficult. I taught so many easy things to my niece that she never learnt, very simple, like "how to fix a button". I have lost my hope.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jan 19
I just did a couple of surfaces in about 10 minutes, and challenged her to do the rest. It's not that difficult.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jan 19
@LadyDuck Sometimes we sow pearls before swine. I hope Lynn "gets into it," and makes her guitar look pretty.
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@WorDazza (15826)
• Manchester, England
25 Jan 19
Never ever insist on doing something nice for a woman. At the very least modern day feminists will construe it as an attempted pick-up. (No guitar related pun intended!!).
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@WorDazza (15826)
• Manchester, England
26 Jan 19
@TheHorse The feminists will approve of no pick-ups!! Although I suspect someone will somehow consider 'bluegrass' as being offensive to grass!!
@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jan 19
Eh, we bluegrass types play "all acoustic," with no "pick ups."
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
25 Jan 19
Nice video. I'm glad you got her guitar cleaned up for her.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jan 19
I hope she gets fired up and does the rest of the surfaces.
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
26 Jan 19
@TheHorse I'm sure she will.
@KrauseHome (36445)
• United States
27 Jan 19
Thanks for sharing the music, and glad you could be of assistance
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Jan 19
I hope she does the rest of her guitar!
@FourWalls (86940)
• United States
25 Jan 19
The Harvey Weinstein of woodcrafters!!
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
That's me! Hey, I found a video of her using that guitar! It sounds great--a lot like my Martin. She can sing some harmonies!
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@PainsOnSlate (21845)
• Canada
5 Apr 19
I loved the music. You are a nice man to help her with her guitar. Is that you singing to her?
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Apr 19
Not on this recording, no.
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@DianneN (254926)
• United States
25 Jan 19
Too bad more men couldn't be like you! Gave a listen and they are good!
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Jan 19
Yes, they are pretty good. And they're nice people. I love playing with them!
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@pjmurphy (2498)
• United States
25 Jan 19
I believe you may be overthinking this. I see no harm done to this person. And I'm a very me-too kind of female.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
Heh. I was just struck by my own assertiveness. The night would not have been as much fun had I not gotten her guitar started toward a "makeover."
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@JudyEv (382688)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 Jan 19
If her guitar is looking all nice and pretty I'm sure you'll be forgiven.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
I hope she continues the "project."
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@JudyEv (382688)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 Jan 19
@TheHorse Sometimes people don't do they? Perhaps you could ring her up and ask how it's going - seeing you're in an assertive/aggressive mode.
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
25 Jan 19
Yes you are. No thanks means no thanks.
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
I'm a brute. But I bet her Collings is going to look really nice when she's done with it.
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• United Kingdom
25 Jan 19
OK - you got me! Mind you, your motives were for the best!
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@TheHorse (238388)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jan 19
Well, maybe. Or maybe I was showing off my talents. But it was fun. I hope she does the rest of the guitar and has fun doing so.
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@db20747 (43419)
• Washington, District Of Columbia
7 Apr 19
Awesome!! You played guitar 2gether!!