Collecting Men

@andriaperry (116860)
Anniston, Alabama
July 16, 2019 7:49am CST
What? .... What?!?! Men and more men! I am so lucky I can have my pick. Well, I do this week. I am at LinkedIn just like most all small business owners and the past month it seems to be a popular place for men to hit on women, I get messages and now emails. So I got to thinking..... Yes! This could work for me. I am always in need of a carpenter, plumber and electrician. Three boyfriends? I can handle that.... but wait, I also need a doctor, attorney and mechanic. Six boyfriends? Why not?!? That would give me one day to rest Here are my most recent emails : Dear Andria Perry How are you ? Please your profile on LinkedIn was displayed as somebody i may know. I have been trying to figure it without any lead in my thinking. I believe there is a greater possibility that we could have crossed paths since we are living in the same city. I will send my picture to you upon your response, maybe you can figure it out or we can plan a coffee date or lunch to figure it out. What do you say? The more i look at your picture is the more prettier you look. I am interested to figure this out. I am anxiously waiting for your returned mail Jorge Next : Dear Andria, This is Dino from LinkedIn. How are you doing and how is the year going for you? I hope you are not stressing. The charming smile you've in your picture reminded me of my mom's smile who always said her smile is an expression of her love to the World. You are a beautiful lady and deserves to be complimented. What are your top 3 priorities in life and are you spiritual or religious? Your smile and beauty really caught my eyes and i'm intrigued in knowing you more. Can we talk more and know each other better? Best wishes from an admirer of your smile, Dino His Mama?!?!? That is not a good pick up line in my book.
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
16 Jul 19
Oh you vixen! Jorge sounds like a winner!
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
Maybe! I had to turn down the one last week, maybe week before? He should a photo if him and his cute little girl, I could be his mother. Nope that aint for me I am not raising another child with a child!
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
16 Jul 19
@andriaperry You could be a cougar!
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
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@just4him (306335)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
16 Jul 19
That one was good. So was the one about crossing paths. They are looking for a little more than what LinkedIn is supposed to be about. I haven't had the joy you have on that site.
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@just4him (306335)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
16 Jul 19
@andriaperry I know I should, but I know nothing about LinkedIn and it's purpose. I don't do anything on Twitter either.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
@just4him LinkedIn is more of a site for showing off what you got, you got books to sell. Its for hiring and looking for work also,
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
You should promote your books there.
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@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
16 Jul 19
Well, if so many compliments don't tickle your belly . . .
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
LOL, I have never heard that saying. I am blushing I have so many suitors.
@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
16 Jul 19
@andriaperry "I feel my belly tickled" is a German expression. It's used if someone gets a compliment. Look at a cat whose belly is tickled. It loves it!
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
@MALUSE I love this saying.
@moffittjc (118449)
• Gainesville, Florida
16 Jul 19
Whoa! Andria, you've got all the boys chasing you down! But with so many potential suitors, you can have your pick of the litter! haha
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@moffittjc (118449)
• Gainesville, Florida
18 Jul 19
@andriaperry Good luck with all that dating! haha
@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
I know, right? And they are right here.
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• Agra, India
16 Jul 19
Really...does this actually happen?
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
The men calling on me? Yes, but I want none of them.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
• Agra, India
16 Jul 19
@andriaperry haha....you really have many choices
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
16 Jul 19
lol. There are some REALLY wanting men out there. That all aside, I completely read into the title wrong. I thought I had a shot with you...since you were collecting and all. What a letdown. You mean I can't have you? I am trying to find my niche in the meantime that might be useful to you. Hmm. Whatever could it be?
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
LOL, ask your wife. Accountant, you could make me more money!
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@psanasangma (5884)
• India
17 Jul 19
I can only do this now
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
LOL.
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@Tampa_girl7 (48993)
• United States
16 Jul 19
I love that song.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
Me too!
@wolfgirl569 (95226)
• Marion, Ohio
16 Jul 19
What about Dr Yum Yum, he might get jealous.
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@wolfgirl569 (95226)
• Marion, Ohio
16 Jul 19
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
I dreamed of him ! Just now when I napped.
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@JudyEv (325818)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Jul 19
Ask what their professions are. That's the first priority - electrican, plumber - you could be on to a winner.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
I will check out their profiles.
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@LindaOHio (156276)
• United States
16 Jul 19
It's raining men, hallelujah! Watch out Andria...they're after you! Have a good day.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
Today I need the mechanic.
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@LindaOHio (156276)
• United States
16 Jul 19
@andriaperry I hope they do a good job on your car or I'd be really p****d.
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@Nakitakona (56302)
• Philippines
16 Jul 19
That's fine. I have also an account with LinkedIn.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
Do you get human offers?
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@Nakitakona (56302)
• Philippines
17 Jul 19
@sophie09 (34246)
• Indonesia
16 Jul 19
hahha why are so many men after you
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
I do not know. I am flattered.
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@sophie09 (34246)
• Indonesia
17 Jul 19
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@JeahNika (383)
• Philippines
17 Jul 19
It's raining men for you indeed. :)
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
LOL, Love`em and leave`em.
@cherriefic (10400)
• Philippines
16 Jul 19
Wow, now you get to pick one or why not have them all? Haha...
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
Why not? LOL.
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@dya80dya (33524)
16 Jul 19
This never happened to me.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
The older I get the more offers I get.
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@Sojourn (13836)
• India
16 Jul 19
Goodness me..... a professional network turned into a dating platform.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
Its been like this for over a year.
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@CarolDM (203452)
• Nashville, Tennessee
16 Jul 19
So funny and the perfect song!
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Jul 19
I know, I can just about find a song for my life.
@DocAndersen (54411)
• United States
16 Jul 19
wow you are really are popular. :-)
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
LOL. You are so funny!
• Belews Creek, North Carolina
16 Jul 19
my husband has got everything covered except Doctor and Lawyer...maybe I should reactivate my LinkedIn account.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
16 Jul 19
Heck yeah!
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