My Boyfriend Runs On AAs
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (112929)
United States
August 4, 2019 3:39pm CST
There is a friend of my wife and I who is female. She is single. She has always been single. She really has never had a significant other, and she has never married. She is in her 50s.
Upon a recent visit we told her she should really find someone to share her life with.
"My boyfriend runs on AA batteries," she said. "It's the only boyfriend I want and he has 9 speeds."
I suppose if that's what makes her happy who are we to judge? BUT, I have to admit when she said that both my wife and I heard that old record scratch sound in our heads.
I did make it a point to mention to her that we have "friends" like that as well, bit it's more fun to play with them together than alone.
Although my wife was a bit silent on the issue...
Wait a minute. Huh? 
I suppose if that's what makes her happy who are we to judge? BUT, I have to admit when she said that both my wife and I heard that old record scratch sound in our heads.
I did make it a point to mention to her that we have "friends" like that as well, bit it's more fun to play with them together than alone.
Although my wife was a bit silent on the issue...
Wait a minute. Huh? 15 people like this
13 responses
@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
5 Aug 19
Well, she can turn off her "boyfriend" anytime she wants.
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@moffittjc (128842)
• Gainesville, Florida
8 Aug 19
The benefit of that boyfriend of hers is that it don't talk back to her, and doesn't snore at night in bed! lol
4 people like this
@porwest (112929)
• United States
8 Aug 19
@moffittjc lol. That would be very bad indeed. Very, very bad.
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
5 Aug 19
LMAO ! "Adam and Eve, we deliver in brown paper so no one knows what you do."
Got a red room Jim Bob? Now that is what we wanna know.
"Adam and Eve, we deliver in brown paper so no one knows what you do."
Got a red room Jim Bob? Now that is what we wanna know.2 people like this
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
6 Aug 19
@porwest LOL NO! I mean as in 50 shades of grey.
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@porwest (112929)
• United States
6 Aug 19
@andriaperry Oh. Hmm. I will have to look up that reference. Never saw 50 Shades of Grey. 
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@LindaOHio (222806)
• United States
4 Aug 19
Waaaay too much information (TMI) on that discussion.
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@Letranknight2015 (52665)
• Philippines
5 Aug 19
I guess she miss it, dating I mean. I got bad feeling I'm reaching same thing.
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@porwest (112929)
• United States
14 Oct 19
lol. Neither do I. I do remember an old guy who couldn't do it anymore, who also could not take Viagra due to a heart condition, said to me once, "It's why God put bones in your fingers." I laughed, but was somewhat repulsed at the same time.
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@FayeHazel (40230)
• United States
5 Aug 19
Lol. I think it's great. To be honest I have had a lot of issues with not being respected in dating - so I prefer the battery operated type of boyfriends too lol
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@FayeHazel (40230)
• United States
14 Aug 19
@porwest And what a fun business that would be to be into
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@florelway (23339)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
8 Aug 19
oh my lol. I am also single, no significant other lol, never been married lol, and in my late 50's lol haha, I cannot accept this battery operated boyfriend. it cannot kiss me
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@porwest (112929)
• United States
10 Aug 19
@florelway Or less, depending on one's perspective.
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@florelway (23339)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
10 Aug 19
@porwest Oh my, she's into something more.
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