Divorce

@Spontaneo (14699)
United States
August 14, 2019 2:11pm CST
I filed for a divorce. Sure, he fed me and always smelled good. But, I needed excitement and something to make me feel alive. What would you do in this predicament? ' Stay with Mr. Crockpot or go for Mr. Keurig? Thanks. photo by pixabay
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Aug 19
I went with Betty Crocker.
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
14 Aug 19
LOL....
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Aug 19
@Spontaneo Yes, because I dumped Jenny Craig.
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
@JohnRoberts Was it a scandal?
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@Beaser (391)
• United States
15 Aug 19
We have a Crockpot at home and a Keurig. Since I don't cook much I lean toward Ms. Keurig and since my BETTER half doesn't drink coffee she leans more toward Mr. Crockpot. OMG, does that mean we have an open relationship? Maybe I should have my way with Ms. Keurig while she's having fun with Mr. Crockpot. Oh how I need to get my imagination under control.
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
15 Aug 19
@NJChicaa (127140)
• United States
14 Aug 19
Keurig definitely!
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
Believe me, it was a tough decision.
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@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
14 Aug 19
And how was it?
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@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
14 Aug 19
@Spontaneo The divorce?
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
@JustBhem Good.
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
I do not understand?
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@CarolDM (203396)
• Nashville, Tennessee
14 Aug 19
Crockpot. I like making my own coffee.
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• Belews Creek, North Carolina
14 Aug 19
I don't have a need for either. But MrsJ says go with Mr Crockpot a long slow simmer will stay the course. Instant, though, is....well...instant.
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
But, Mr. Keurig is so exciting!
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@hereandthere (45628)
• Philippines
15 Aug 19
that was a hilarious exchange john roberts started! thanks for the laugh!
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
15 Aug 19
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
14 Aug 19
What are you talking about, splitting the stuff? I took what I had before him and left, he was a lazy bum!
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
No, I simply like my Keurig now better than my Crockpot.
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@db20747 (43419)
• Washington, District Of Columbia
14 Aug 19
If Mr crockpot is reliable maybe we should stick with him ! But u can still do the things u want to do!!
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
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@thelme55 (79324)
• Germany
14 Aug 19
I would prefer to stay alone than to stay with Mr. Crockpot or go for Mr. Keurig. Are you really having a divorce?
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
I cook with my crockpot. I drink with my Keurig. I was joking that I liked more of one than the other.
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
14 Aug 19
I don't want Mr. anything. Let me get back to you.
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
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@Nevena83 (66063)
• Serbia
14 Aug 19
Divorce can be very difficult.
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@Spontaneo (14699)
• United States
14 Aug 19
Believe me, my crockpot is fine. However, my Keurig perks me up!
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@Nevena83 (66063)
• Serbia
15 Aug 19
@Spontaneo I'm glad you're feeling good.
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