Ha Ha!!!! We FOOLED THEM!!!!!

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The government knew something was up. The rumblings about another meeting between the notorious Louisville Twins, @LoriAMoore and myself, had poor John Roberts so scared he went back to California to be away from the fallout! The government surrounded our usual hangout, the barbecue restaurant across the parking lot from where I used to work, in an effort to keep the dreaded meeting from happening. So....we went to Chuy’s instead. Ha ha!! We fooled them!!! Yes, it was another high-level mob meeting, with two of Don Scar’s capos getting together to discuss more ways to help Scar take over the world. As I eat there frequently I had pre-notified them of this secret meeting, saying that we’d need a quiet, padded room....and that the staff might want to call in sick today for their sanity’s sake. The meeting went off without a hitch. All I can say about the discussions is....you’d better start sending your “protection money*” to Don Scar now, before The Horse wakes up with his own head in his bed! (*Don Scar would like to make you an offer you can’t refuse: he accepts catnip, cans of tuna, and additional views of his hoomin slave JJ’s discussions.) __________________________ Now....wanna know what really happened? We had a great time, chatting and picking up from almost where we left off last time we had lunch together. I told her of my plans for a fall foliage train ride in West Virginia (that maybe she and her big, strong, brawny, copy hubby who’s scared of me might want to venture to as well). We chatted about our favorite myLotters and how they make us laugh. I raved about my new bed. We had the finest of Tex-Mex food and the tastiest sinus medication (also known as “Chuy’s salsa”) that you could ever find. After lunch she went to the nearby mall while I took a walk to try to un-stiffen my joints (worked for some parts of the body, not for others). Meanwhile, the feds are still sitting down at the barbecue place, stalking out our arrival. Hope they’re hungry.