Harry and Meghan do the poverty tour to get the people back onside?

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So, after the royal couple of Princess Meghan and Prince Harry were reprimanded by the tabloid press for flying around Europe in private jets to exclusive addresses for holidays , whilst preaching to the masses that global warming is really bad and we should cut our carbon footprint, the couple had to publicly repent. Their 'punishment ' was a trip to South Africa, where Meghan and Harry could be photographed with poor black babies to get the public back on side. And when your ratings are down in the Royals you play the Diana card and do something iconic she did, son Harry whipping on the protective mask and bomb shield and explosive clearing kit and into that minefield mom went to. Greta photo op. Markle, who likes to be photographed with her fellow sista's, was taking no chances in the Cape Town ghetto they formally visited, putting her wedding ring in her purse and wearing a pendant to ward off evil spirits, no doubt fearing not only would they pinch her ring but also her bottom.Luckily HRH Harry had his service pistol at the ready in case it kicked off. Always keep your dueling hand free in the colonies. Look what happened to George 'Dubyas' watch in Albania! SO lesson learnt. If caught acting like a spoiled rich royal then meet poor people for photo ops and give them hugs. Meanwhile Kate and William continue to fly economy and launch ships and clawing back some of Megan's stardust in the Royal Family popularity game. The war is raging between the brothers. We did get to see little Archie who looks lovely but had to meet that bumbling idiot clown Desmond Tutu.