A Short Little Horror Story
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (112876)
United States
December 14, 2019 9:58am CST
You are sitting in your living room. You are the last person on Earth alive. You are contemplating your fate and your future, when all of a sudden, there is a knock on your door.
You are horrified. Who or what could be knocking at your door?
You get up and slowly make your way to the door, and there comes another knock. Being extra cautious you get to the door and ask, "Who's there?"
The voice on the other side of the door speaks...
"We've been trying to contact you about your extended warranty..."
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12 responses
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
31 Dec 19
@porwest I guess I should have said Jehova Witness
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Jan 20
@TiarasOceanView Ah yes. I know exactly what those are. Yes...please keep them away from my door.
@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Dec 19
I was thinking getting an email about an unclaimed inheritance in Kenya.
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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
14 Dec 19
That is hilarious! Those people will be here long after the rest of us are gone.
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@isweartokira (3459)
• United States
31 Dec 19
this one got me good
very clever story
very clever story1 person likes this
@crossbones27 (52905)
• Mojave, California
14 Dec 19
Some how I found that funny. Best Buy Go away. Corporate America everywhere, it is a horror flick.
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@whiteream (8567)
• United States
14 Dec 19
Or we can help you save on car insurance
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
15 Dec 19
You are on a roll today, the funny side of you.
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@LindaOHio (222381)
• United States
14 Dec 19
Oh. My. Goodness. They are even there at the end of mankind. 
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