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For all the conspiracy theorists who want to freak out with your like minded friends I got a list for you to go off of. This might help you if you are running out of ideas to freak your friends out with. These are some of the best ones that I could find. Really what good is a conspiracy theory without out sending people into a panic for nothing? If your conspiracy theory does not make your friends cry, run away screaming or hoard all the toilet paper in town, then you have failed. 1. Coronavirus was made in a lab in China to be used as a bioweapon. It’s China right, the communists of course they would do that. They can take over the world then. They need to control their population anyways. (sorry no) any country that is going to make a bioweapon is not going to make one that only has a death rate of about 3% when they could make something like the Crimean-Congo Hemorrhaig Fever which has a death rate somewhere in the 30-50% range. 2. The National Guard is being called up in all major cities and they are going to invoke Martial Law. Once they do this they are going to take all your guns away and relocate people. Nope, just medical personnel are being called up at this time, no security/infantry personnel at this time. 3. Corona Beer that is brewed in Mexico is spreading the virus when you drink it. This one will only work if your friends drink Corona. Yea, you know if you drink It or kiss someone who has recently drank it then you will get the virus. No not really, Corona beer has nothing to do with it. The beer got it’s name from the Spanish and Latin word for crown and the virus was named for the crown-like shape. 4. It’s that dang 5G internet that is causing it. You know that Wuhan was one of the first Chinese cities to get 5G right? The Coronavirus is actually radiation poisoning not a flu like thing. But the poisoning weakens the immune system and then others can catch it. Yea, no, 5G is not dangerous to humans anymore than a cell phone is going to give you brain cancer. 5. It’s all Bill Gates fault. You remember in October of 2019 when the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation collaborated with the World Economic Forum and the John Hopkins Center for Health Security to test how well we were prepared to deal with an epidemic? Bill Gates did this so he could cash in on the vaccines for the it. He also provided funding to Pirbright Institute which happens to have a patent on a coronavirus vaccine. Hmm. Nope sorry, the vaccine they have is for the affected birds and not for humans. Well there are a few for you to get started on. Better get started early cause soon the FDAFS (Federal Department Against Free Speech) is going to have authority to monitor all communications and will be doing a house by house round up of all persons they deem a threat to the New World Order. Yes, these are some of the conspiracy theories going around and now most of this post is just me having fun. Make sure you actually do a little research before spreading stupid news that is just not true.