A Special Mask For Me

@porwest (112876)
United States
April 5, 2020 5:17pm CST
My wife, if I have not mentioned it before, works for a major hospital in the pharmacy in the behavioral health division. Now they have announced that all personnel will be required to wear a mask during their workday. But they have no masks to hand out. So my wife was making her own masks out of bandanas and rubber bands. And I must say she did a pretty good job with them. But when I asked her where my mask was, she simply handed me a plastic bag. Ummm, should I be worried?
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
6 Apr 20
I'd be watching my back if I were you.
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
7 Apr 20
I always do. She watches a lot of those murder shows. I always wondered why she kept a notebook nearby.
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@Nicolla (1456)
• Serbia
5 Apr 20
Haha,funny wife :))))
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
5 Apr 20
She is a hoot. BTW, not sure how that happened, but @maluse I think you have me blocked.
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
5 Apr 20
@MALUSE Thanks. I was trying to think if you had reason to block me, and I was like, I don't think so.
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• United States
9 Apr 20
My mom showed me the scarf and rubber bands too. I have not had to go anywhere and no plans but if I were to I will use that same concept too.
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• United States
10 Apr 20
@porwest yep better to have something than nothing
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
9 Apr 20
Might as well. Can't hurt at this point I suppose.
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@moffittjc (128835)
• Gainesville, Florida
6 Apr 20
As an alternative, she could have handed you a paper bag with eye holes cut into it.
@thelme55 (79324)
• Germany
6 Apr 20
What a joker! I hope she didn“t mean to suffocate you .
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
7 Apr 20
Me too. That would be bad. Very bad. lol
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@LindaOHio (222417)
• United States
6 Apr 20
You might try buttering her up a little bit. Maybe she's trying to tell you something.
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@LindaOHio (222417)
• United States
9 Apr 20
@porwest Good man.
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
9 Apr 20
@LindaOHio Not that good. That was the first time I have done dishes in probably a year or more. lol
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
9 Apr 20
I did a load of dishes last night...just in case...I think I am good for a couple of days.
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@jstory07 (148734)
• Roseburg, Oregon
6 Apr 20
Yes you should be worried. You better take her somewhere nice when the virus is gone. She deserves it.
@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
6 Apr 20
How are we tell masked harmless people from the insane masked killers?
@Hannihar (130150)
• Israel
6 Apr 20
@porwest Was she saying for you to suffocate yourself with the plastic bag? That is what it looks like in the picture.