Funny: Can I Buy Some Vaccines / myLot

Philippines

January 14, 2021 5:50am CST

Today. I am feeling under the weather and decided to go to the nearest pharmacy to buy over the counter medicine. As soon as I arrived here, I said: "Can I buy some Covid-19 vaccines?"

The look of the pharmacist is so surprised.

'Can I blame her?'

Are you a natural joker? Are you good at making jokes? Image Credit: cdn2.vectorstock.com

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Nevena Zivkovic

@Nevena83 (65280)

• Serbia

14 Jan 21

Yes, I am very funny, but I think people are less and less funny.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

14 Jan 21

Because of this pandemic, some people are feeling weary.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

@Nevena83 Thank you for agreeing.

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Nevena Zivkovic

@Nevena83 (65280)

• Serbia

14 Jan 21

@Shavkat You are right, many are tired of everything.

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Sunrise Fan

@sunrisefan (28524)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

Your look would have been more surprised if she answered back: "Which would you like to have? From US, UK, Germany or China?"

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

Well, I will say I prefer the vaccines from the UK or the US.

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Sunrise Fan

@sunrisefan (28524)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

@Shavkat

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May2k8

@May2k8 (18100)

• Indonesia

15 Jan 21

"If you have money why not", they should answer like that.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

I will definitely ask for a discount.

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May2k8

@May2k8 (18100)

• Indonesia

15 Jan 21

@Shavkat Maybe you can get a discount, but you have to buy in large quantities.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

@May2k8 As long as 'buy one take one.'

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Notlilie

@prinzcy (32322)

• Malaysia

15 Jan 21

I don't blame her. Imagine doing my work, suddenly a random guy showed up like that. I might be sizing you up and down to figure out whether you're being serious so I can answer back, seriously or not.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

16 Jan 21

Luckily, she knew that I am joking. I am her loyal client when it comes to buying some medicines.

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Anna

@LadyDuck (459629)

• Switzerland

14 Jan 21

You surely will find someone who will tell you "SURE!!" and may be you will buy, be careful.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

14 Jan 21

@LadyDuck Actually, she is scared to have this vaccine, especially from China. It's 50/50 chances.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

14 Jan 21

I will ask her if these vaccines are smuggled.

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Anna

@LadyDuck (459629)

• Switzerland

14 Jan 21

@Shavkat

There are already scammers proposing the vaccine and this is not a joke.

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DianneN

@DianneN (247219)

• United States

14 Jan 21

Now that is really funny!

Feel better soon.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

14 Jan 21

Thank you. I am going to be fine. I find it funny, too

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DianneN

@DianneN (247219)

• United States

15 Jan 21

@Shavkat

Sue21

@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)

• Pamplona, Spain

15 Jan 21

It all depends really and I don´t usually joke with those kind of people unless I know them.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

16 Jan 21

I think I am also good at making friends with strangers. She just laughed and smiled. We have small talks about the vaccines at that time.

Raine38

@Raine38 (12257)

• United States

14 Jan 21

I am not good at making jokes, let's say it's a hit or miss for me. Suffice to say I do not have a future as a stand up comic, so I better keep my day job.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

I must admit it is hard to make a joke instantly. But I can do funny punch lines to make others laugh.

OceanTiara

@RebeccasFarm (86908)

• United States

14 Jan 21

Usually yes I am

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

14 Jan 21

I am sure there is no dull moment with you.

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Val

@valmnz (17099)

• New Zealand

14 Jan 21

Careful, you might be locked up next time

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

15 Jan 21

The good thing is that I am close to this pharmacist. I just made her smile and laugh at that time.

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@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

18 Jan 21

No, I am not a natural joker. No, I am not good at making jokes. Although.... I have been known to tease a little bit, once in a great, great while... maybe.... sometimes...

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

19 Jan 21

I am not good at making jokes. But I can make punchlines that will sound funny.

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Shavkat

@Shavkat (137238)

• Philippines

21 Jan 21

@DaddyEvil If I am in sales, I think I can be like you. I did this before when we still our family business. I must say that it needs good salesmanship to deal with irate clients.

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@DaddyEvil (137142)

• United States

19 Jan 21

@Shavkat I can usually make people laugh, even when the subject isn't really funny. I find it lightens the mood and people calm down afterwards. (I often have to step in when another associate has upset a customer badly to bring things back to an even keel. The offending associate escapes while I take over helping the customer.

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