DO NOT Go In There!

@porwest (42507)
United States
April 4, 2021 1:46pm CST
Yikes al'mighty! I went to take a whizz when I came in from crushing a few cans in the garage and suddenly I was accosted by my wife. "Don't you DARE pee in there! I just cleaned that!" We have company coming over later on for Easter dinner. So, I held my open pants and headed for the bathroom in our bedroom. "Not there either. To the basement!" I had words. Let me tell you. But all I did was nod and say "Yes, dear," and went down to pee with the spiders and camel crickets.
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@RebeccasFarm (26824)
• Denver, Colorado
4 Apr
The life of a prison inmate
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
4 Apr
Gosh. You know it. My wife's cousin always had a plaque in her bathroom that said, "Marriage is not a word, but a sentence." Who knew how right that was?
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• Denver, Colorado
4 Apr
@porwest As I mentioned before, if I ever tried anything like that, I would have got the back of his five knuckles.
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
4 Apr
@RebeccasFarm Ouch. I could never hit a woman. I mean, if she's coming at me with a knife or going to kick me in the jewels I might take her down. But I'd never even dream of taking a hand to my wife. Never.
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@myklj999 (56312)
• Olney, Illinois
4 Apr
Shoulda just gone out and watered a tree
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
4 Apr
My neighbor is a Mrs. Cravitz. I'd have given her a heck of a show. lol
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@NateB11 (506)
• United States
4 Apr
At first I didn't know you had more than one bathroom and wondered what you were going to do.
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
5 Apr
Yes. Luckily we have three of them. lol
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@Hannihar (112649)
• Israel
6 Apr
@porwest That is nice that you have three of them. I take it the cats or cat likes to try them all and do not mind if someone wants to be alone in one or do they have their own? By the way the guy in the picture looks like Owen Wilson, is that him?
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
8 Apr
@Hannihar I don't thin it is Owen Wilson. But it IS nice having three bathrooms.
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@Hannihar (112649)
• Israel
5 Apr
@porwest At least you had company unless you just wanted to be alone then it must have been hard.
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
7 Apr
Nah. It was good. I was glad to have family around and a little help eating all of that ham. lol,
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@Hannihar (112649)
• Israel
8 Apr
@porwest I am glad for you and your ham.
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
10 Apr
@Hannihar Me too. I am using the rest of it tonight to make a bean soup. Just have to boil the meat off the bone and then make the soup. Should be delicious. Going to save a little of the ham for the wifey too so she can make some ham salad out of it. She likes ham salad sandwiches.
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15 Apr
very interesting share.
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
17 Apr
Thanks.
• Philippines
5 Apr
who works there? you or wife? I guess she just wants to give a good impression.
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@porwest (42507)
• United States
5 Apr
If by work you mean jobs, we both work. But when it comes to housecleaning, she pretty much takes care of 99% of it. I admit I am not as helpful around the house as I should be.
@RasmaSandra (41147)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
4 Apr
At least you were a good boy to listen, I hope you had a wonderful Easter,
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@lovebuglena (27108)
• Staten Island, New York
5 Apr
Good thing you didn't have to pee real bad. Having to go real bad and walking from bathroom to bathroom only to be told don't go in there I'd probably have peed in my pants before I got to bathroom #3. I have not heard of the phrase take a whizz. After reading that phrase I was trying to figure out what the heck that meant. Thought maybe it had something to do with weed.
@Shiva49 (19963)
• Singapore
5 Apr
Part of married life alive and kicking!
@LindaOHio (62719)
• United States
5 Apr
lol Your wife sounds like a piece of work. What was wrong with your bedroom bathroom?