They Let Me Win!! They Let Me Win!!!
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (86763)
United States
July 10, 2021 9:09pm CST
Okay, that’s a lie. Let me tell you something, professional miniature golf is as competitive as any sport out there.
It’s funny, because I came here this weekend thinking my “competitive” days were over. I love these guys, having spent most of my summers with with them for the last 21 years, so it’s more the fun and the fellowship. Heck, I didn’t even practice all that much.
And yet, somehow I won.
My four-round total was 117, which is 27 under par for four rounds (par is 144). I just played consistently, never getting into a lot of trouble. I had one “stupid” bogey, where I didn’t think my second shot through. The other bogeys were being in places that just held more skill than I possess to save par from, so I tapped out, took my medicine and my bogey, and went on to the next hole.
I guess that was my saving grace. I won by five strokes. The pro victor came in at a 107. To show you the difference in the two divisions: my amateur winning score was only good enough for last cash place in the pro division.
It’s been ten years since I won my first state tournament. Since then, I’ve had some good runs (2014 was magical, netting me the state title and player of the year honors). I hadn’t won a state title since 2017, but it hardly mattered. That’s a bonus. Being with these wonderful guys, and playing with them, is the victory every time.
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@DocAndersen (54399)
• United States
11 Jul 21
congrats on the win!!!
In the words of the great Robert Montgomery Knight
It is not about if you win or lose.
Its about how much you win by!!!!
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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
11 Jul 21
I’ll throw a chair if I lose today. 





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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
11 Jul 21
@DocAndersen — my favorite Knightism was his “game face” remark….well, faces.
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@DocAndersen (54399)
• United States
11 Jul 21
@FourWalls Coach, once informed people that a little old lady was across the court and didn't have a chair, so he threw her one!
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@BarBaraPrz (51831)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
11 Jul 21
I'm assuming you're writing in English but the only thing I understood was that you won. Congrats.
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@BarBaraPrz (51831)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
11 Jul 21
@FourWalls Well, I understand Math (to a point) but not Golf, so that explains it. 

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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
11 Jul 21
No, it’s in Math and Golf. Very foreign languages to most. 

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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
12 Jul 21
I thought my “winning” days were over, and I would be content to be in cash. A win IS in cash, so….
Thanks!
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@Deepizzaguy (122218)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
11 Jul 21
You had a great time winning in a game of professional miniature golf.
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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
12 Jul 21
I did, thanks. I have a great time anyway.
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@Deepizzaguy (122218)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
12 Jul 21
@FourWalls You are welcome.
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@LindaOHio (222527)
• United States
11 Jul 21
Congratulations. I'm glad the weather held out for you.
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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
12 Jul 21
Thanks. We did get one tournament in. Sunday was rained out.
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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
12 Jul 21
I win all the time, getting to play and hang out with these great guys. (I’m not being sexist, either: I am the only woman on our tour.)
@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
12 Jul 21
Danke. I could hear your barnyard critters all the way down to Newark, cheering me on. 

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@wolfgirl569 (135846)
• Marion, Ohio
12 Jul 21
@FourWalls I am sure you could. Especially Chop. That little goat has a huge mouth
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@RasmaSandra (98026)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
13 Jul 21
Congrats to you, Mini golf is always a tot of fun,
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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
13 Jul 21
The fellowship is so much fun, sometimes more than the game!
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@FourWalls (86763)
• United States
12 Jul 21
The megabucks I won (my $20 entry fee) didn’t hurt, either. 

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