Another Day, Another Greene-ism

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Did you know that the government is watching what kinds of protein you eat? According to a certain Georgia Congresswoman, the government is planning to require us to eat only fake protein created in a peach tree dish by Bill Gates. If we are caught eating a real cheeseburger, the government will zap our insides. I imagine if you don't learn after a zap or two, the Gazpacho Police will be called in to locate you at which time you will be given a bigger zap with the Secret Jewish Space Laser. The truly scary part is that this woman was elected by a majority of voters in her district because they liked the way she stroked the private parts of a life-sized cardboard cut-out of a certain presidential candidate. Can American politics get any more bizarre?