The World’s First Cloned Human!!

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While being on weather lockdown I’ve been amusing myself with documentaries and biographies. Somehow I fell into the mob rabbit hole (which I tend to do at least once a year). You remember Dolly the cloned sheep? That raised all sorts of questions about cloning humans. Well, after watching a few documentaries I have come to the conclusion that we have already had a cloned person. That person is James Riddle Hoffa. Let’s face it: with all of the people who claimed to have killed him, and all the places they claim his body is located, the only explanation is that Hoffa was cloned! It’s kind of like the fad back in the 80s, when Desiree Presley wrote a book claiming that she was Elvis’ “love child.” After that, people started coming out of the woodwork, claiming to be Elvis’ “love child,” even people too old (born before 1935) or too young (born after 1977). You want 15 minutes of fame? Never mind a gyrating You Tube video! Claim you know “the truth” about Jimmy Hoffa! A recent one, the book I Heard You Paint Houses (which became the film/Netflix series The Irishman), is that Frank Sheeran, known as “the Irishman,” did a death-bed confession claiming he did it. People who are intimate with the details of the case of Hoffa’s disappearance were skeptical. “I know Sheeran didn’t kill Hoffa,” mob expert, journalist, and author (of Mob Lawyer about Frank Ragano) Selwyn Raab says. “I’m as confident about that as you can be. There are 14 people who claim to have killed Hoffa. There’s an inexhaustible supply of them.” So, apparently there were a lot of Jimmy Hoffas running around for all of these people to be correct in stating that they are the one who snuffed out the former Teamsters president on July 30, 1975. I mean, nobody would lie about something like that, right?????? The late Tim Wilson’s lost-love song that ties in nicely with this theme: