Eat Your Heart Out (MyLot Exclusive #1188)
January 24, 2023 11:22am CST
#### #### #### Editors Note: This one was written on Saturday, January 21, 2023, but, due to ongoing and seemingly irreparable Supply Chain Issues, could not be posted until today (Tuesday, 1-24-2023). #### #### #### “We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen." ------------- Benjamin Guggenheim, a wealthy American businessman who died in the sinking of the Titanic (1912). Page One: You deserve a break today but you will not get one. Not even a small taste of one. Page Two: As if your wounds needed even more salt rubbed into them, it's National Hugging Day. The Rest Of The Story: Just when you thought Amok Cancel Culture couldn't ruin your life any more than it already has, it did. To wit, many of the girls on my Staff have come to me, saying, "Sir, it is the middle of January, so I am putting away all my Mistletoe Underwear until November. Don't look so sad, Sir. My "Good To The Last Bite" and many other undies aren't seasonal, so I will keep wearing them but no more Mistletoe until after Thanksgiving." When, oh when, will the Woke Liberal Mob stop weaponizing Ladies' Undergarments? Can you smell the fetid wind of corruption? It's even worse when you consider that this is also part of the evil and insidious War On Christmas. The Last Page: This is the final and very complete Spiritual and Moral Breakdown Of America! With that in mind, let's go to right now and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Holiday Of The Month Club Holiday For Today is. ************** National Hugging Day
5 people like this
• United States
I’ll hug you. Where the hell you been??? You know the secretary disavowed any knowledge of your action, so we feared the worst for you and your IM Force. I know you were probably spending all that money you won in that bet on a certain song….
What is he trying to say................................... :( He makes it so ambiguous...exclusively for Americans post. I feel like an idiot when I open it. But never to be outdone...I blame it on his inability to express since he is a blond.
• Wapello, Iowa
I've been everywhere, man. Well, maybe not everywhere but enough places to really mess up my schedule. You're right about that. That song paid off 10-1---The odds makers thought it was too obvious to make the list. So I ended up with $0070.00. Don't tell the IRS. What they don't know won't hurt them.
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• Wapello, Iowa
@vandana7 What is he trying to say................................... :( He makes it so ambiguous...exclusively for Americans post. I feel like an idiot when I open it. But never to be outdone...I blame it on his inability to express since he is a blond. -----------Being Blond is a very good all purpose excuse for everything.
• Daytona Beach, Florida
I send you Virtual Hugs. However, I will not venture from my apartment looking for people to hug knowing what is out there and with my luck I might find a real looney. In fact my sentiments lately with all the craziness going on in the world was to do up a music post for Vocal Media about songs with crazy in the title