Eat Your Heart Out (MyLot Exclusive #1188)

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#### #### #### Editors Note: This one was written on Saturday, January 21, 2023, but, due to ongoing and seemingly irreparable Supply Chain Issues, could not be posted until today (Tuesday, 1-24-2023). #### #### #### “We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen." ------------- Benjamin Guggenheim, a wealthy American businessman who died in the sinking of the Titanic (1912). Page One: You deserve a break today but you will not get one. Not even a small taste of one. Page Two: As if your wounds needed even more salt rubbed into them, it's National Hugging Day. The Rest Of The Story: Just when you thought Amok Cancel Culture couldn't ruin your life any more than it already has, it did. To wit, many of the girls on my Staff have come to me, saying, "Sir, it is the middle of January, so I am putting away all my Mistletoe Underwear until November. Don't look so sad, Sir. My "Good To The Last Bite" and many other undies aren't seasonal, so I will keep wearing them but no more Mistletoe until after Thanksgiving." When, oh when, will the Woke Liberal Mob stop weaponizing Ladies' Undergarments? Can you smell the fetid wind of corruption? It's even worse when you consider that this is also part of the evil and insidious War On Christmas. The Last Page: This is the final and very complete Spiritual and Moral Breakdown Of America! With that in mind, let's go to right now and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Holiday Of The Month Club Holiday For Today is. ************** National Hugging Day