I just read what we would need in case of aliens or zombies around.

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It seems that everyone is worried with the UFOs that have been seen (and destroyed) in the US and Canada. And I read an interesting and rather funny paper about what you should have with you should we have an attack of zombies (or aliens). The funny part is the all of them are common sense things we should all have just in case any natural disaster occurs. And that includes lack of electricity, heavy rain or snow, earthquakes. I remember my close encounter with hurricane Charlie, years ago. I was in Orlando waiting for Marcela (Dixie´s oldest daughter) to go with me to Disneyworld. I was alone in a resort and Marcela had taken me to the supermarket before going back to work. She left me there and said that when she came back during the weekend the first thing she´d do was to stay hours in a jacuzzi we had there. So I bought salts and those liquids that make bubbles. And then theTV started to show how Charlie was approaching. And I prepared everything for the zombie attack. I had the experience of not having electricity or even water in my country during a mayor earthquake. So I filled every pot with water except for the ones where I cooked, grilled and fried all the perishables we had bought for one week. I had a lantern and discovered that the small bathroom did not have any window so there I installed food, enough to drink, my book, a chair and my ciggies although it was probably forbidden to smoke inside the resort. So friends, in case of aliens or zombies, do as I did. Stay in a windowless room with food, booze, ciggies (should you smoke as I did then) and a good book.