I should ask Michael to explain the new names.

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I watch a lot of TV now that I´m a cozy in bed. And in between dead people and forensics, ,there are those commercials that are called "As seen on TV" (no name is Spanish). And each gadget has a name that I have to listen to them several times before I discover what they are. There is this thinguie that you place over your back. I first heard that it was called "Come and Heat". It was like a call. But then, after the longest while, I discovered that it was called "Calming heat". Surely a name in Spanish would have helped me. Another one of the ones I wanted to have if it wasn´t for its gory name was a cleaner caller (as I understood) "Hurricane bloody mop". It seemed to clean everything, but I wondered what was the blood and if it also cleaned it. THEN, after a long while, I realised that it was called "Hurricane floating mop". By then I had decided not to buy it. Blood had stayed in my hands as if I had been a 21th century Lady MacBeth. I watch the several CSIs ans NCIS in English. I believe that there´s no way to translate some words unless you change them at all. Why are murdered people who have no names yet called Jane Doe and John Doe in English? I´ll now drink a cup of coughee toasting to @evilamericans