No end in sight.

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Picture it, you can't stop peeing - how hilarious would that be! You feel that your bladder's getting full and you're just about to go to bed so you do the sensible thing and you use the toilet (to empty your full bladder into) but you think to yourself "Goodness, I didn't know my bladder could hold that much". A half minute later you're still peeing like a young racehorse and you start to become a little concerned. Never have you peed so hard and so long. And it just keeps going with no sign of tailing off. If you are a gentleman you think "Maybe I should sit down" but of course the logistics of that take some thinking because you don't want to soak the bathroom turning round, so there you stand. Your sense of alarm grows and you think you might need to see a doctor but you're home alone and you've left your phone in another room. By now five minutes have lapsed and there seems to be no letting up or slackening off. It just keeps on flowing. Has that ever happened to you?