Extra special gift for the woman who has everything.

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I’m always on the lookout for an unusual gift for my significant lady - I have little skill in this department so I have to get my mind into gear well before birthdays, anniversaries, Christmases and all those other perverse constructs dreamed up by business people to fleece me of my money. And by Jove I think I might have hit the jackpot this time - a brassiere warmer. I kid you not, but I’m not going to ask how many of you possess one. It’s the top half of a mannequin which is custom made for the lady’s cup size, and the pertinent areas have a heating element so that when the lady dresses it with her foundation garment and switches it on the cups get nice and toasty. Just what’s needed for those frosty mornings. As a safety feature there are lights which make the cups glow when in operation so that you’ll know that it’s switched on. Classy.