Lindsey Graham has endorsed Trump for Pope
By NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (122583)
United States
April 30, 2025 10:28am CST
I am not kidding. I wish I was. Yesterday Trump was taking questions on the White House lawn and was asked if he had any preference for who should be the next pope. Of course he said that it should be him. He had to say that because 1) his ego and 2) he cannot name a single cardinal. Now Trump says a lot of truly stupid and scary things that he actually means that his supporters try to explain away as him joking. This is a time where I think he actually was joking.
Senator Lindsey Graham then took to Twitter to endorse Trump for Pope. For real. And unlike Trump Lindsey was being serious. This is what he posted on Twitter:
“I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!
The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!”
Man the blackmail that Trump has on him must be massive. 
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@FourWalls (74134)
• United States
8h
Fundamentalist doomsday sayers have been proclaiming that “the next pope will be the antichrist” since I’ve been alive. If Trump became pope they’d finally be right. 
I can’t believe that anybody thinks iDJiT has anything on his mind except himself. Ever.
I can’t believe that anybody thinks iDJiT has anything on his mind except himself. Ever.4 people like this
@BarBaraPrz (49460)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
8h
Not sure which one is more delusional...
And it has been suggested that Rump be given the Order of Canada for bringing us together... Unfortunately for him, it isn't awarded to convicted criminals.
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@MarieCoyle (43163)
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8h
I had to look this up because the idea is simply ludicrous. Honestly, there are no words.
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