Just another day at work

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For real. I had a student yesterday ranting and raving about stepping in $hit yesterday outside the cafeteria. He even challenged me how it was possible. I was like "this classroom is nowhere near the cafeteria so I have no idea what you are going on about." Enter social media. Sure enough the student was right. Some disgusting person literally took a crap on the floor outside the cafeteria. We have cameras EVERYWHERE but of course that particular nook is not visible on them. In all honesty I'm not much surprised. I've seen used tampons on the floor and used pads smeared on the walls in bathrooms. I've found a used condom in the stairwell. Just yesterday I saw a used band-aid stuck to a door. It is incomprehensible to me why anyone would do any of those things but they certainly aren't unusual in the school so I guess the next logical step was crapping on the floor. I just want to know how they wiped their ass.