What's on the boob tube? August 10th, 2025

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I paid for Netflix last month. It’s one of those streaming services we take breaks from—kind of like that friend you only see every few months, but when you do, you binge on gossip. Netflix has plenty of good stuff, but compared to the other services we have, it doesn’t pump out as much shiny new content. Of course, the second I pay for it, suddenly there are like five things I want to watch. Tonight, we couldn’t decide what to put on, and then I remembered The Poop Cruise Documentary. Yes, that’s the real name I’m giving it. It’s officially called Trainwreck: The Poop Cruise. Several years ago, there was a Carnival cruise ship that basically turned into a floating nightmare. The power went out. The water went out. The toilets… well… let’s just say they didn’t go out, and that was the problem. I remember seeing the news coverage back then—passengers stranded at sea with the world’s worst Airbnb experience. So now, I get to watch the full story, told by the poor souls who lived it. Honestly, I’ve been waiting for this. That’s our night. I’ll drop the trailer at the end so you can see if this kind of high-class entertainment is your thing. What are you watching tonight?