Man vs dog - who is faster? Would you find out?

Dog warnings
@pitstop (15406)
Australia
August 18, 2025 4:18pm CST
I saw this funny, humorous warning on a house gate. As challenging and scary as it sounds, they had a friendly, happy dog that would more likely play with you rather than chase you to attack you. What are some of the funny dog signs you have seen.
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@wolfgirl569 (121902)
• Marion, Ohio
18 Aug
I have seen a few of those.
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
18 Aug
How were the dogs?
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
18 Aug
@wolfgirl569 that sounds scary!
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@wolfgirl569 (121902)
• Marion, Ohio
18 Aug
@pitstop Some would go after you
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@JudyEv (362371)
• Rockingham, Australia
19 Aug
We saw a great one in Germany. It shows how many postmen, burglars and cats the dog has supposedly caught!
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
19 Aug
I wouldn't want to add to that tally.
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@JudyEv (362371)
• Rockingham, Australia
21 Aug
@pitstop No, the dog seems very clever.
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@DaddyEvil (158779)
• United States
18 Aug
There is a problem with posting a "funny" sign like that. IF your dog gets out, and starts chasing people, in my part of the US, the dog will be shot and the owner will only have themselves to blame. I bet the owner wouldn't think it was funny then. "In Missouri, a person can legally shoot a dog if they reasonably believe it poses an imminent threat of harm to themselves or others, even if the dog's owner has warned of its aggression. This right is specifically detailed in Missouri's animal law, which allows for the killing of dogs actively pursuing, wounding, or attacking humans. " Title XVII AGRICULTURE AND ANIMALS Chapter 273 Effective - 28 Aug 2009
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
18 Aug
This is in Australia and they have a lovely sense of humor. So, while I'd be cautious, I wouldn't be too worried. And yes, dog owners are completely responsible for any of their dogs behaviours, beit good, cut or dangerous.
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@Deepizzaguy (113739)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
18 Aug
The sign about the dog being able to run to a fence faster than a human being is very funny and true.
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
19 Aug
I didn't want to test that through.
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@Deepizzaguy (113739)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
19 Aug
@pitstop Neither would I want to test a dog running in a race.
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@LindaOHio (199862)
• United States
19 Aug
That's a funny sign.
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
19 Aug
Did get me wondering if the dogs were actually dangerous.
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@sw8sincere (6056)
• Philippines
19 Aug
Haha, I love when people put up those cheeky signs instead of the usual “Beware of Dog.” They make you smile before you even meet the pup. Some funny ones I’ve seen or heard about: “Forget the dog, beware of the owner.
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@pitstop (15406)
• Australia
19 Aug
That's a funny sign. I think I've seen the sign somewhere too.