Keeping Under The Radar

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When Barack Obama was elected we knew how it angered the racists and that they'd get the worst possible creature to follow him. Where Barack was handsome, intelligent, respectable, they got a big fat clumsy ox who speaks like an eight year old. We were told to say nothing and stay out of the spotlight. When Pence came to visit during Trump's first term he was taken by heliocopter from the airport to the venue and back. It wasn't until he'd flown out that the public even knew he'd been here. Now that Trump's back we are doubling down on staying under the radar. We don't want his attention. We appointed an ex-superintendent of police as our Ambassador who can keep his mouth glued shut. We quietly are buying less and less US goods. Hopefully Trump will ignore us and annoy other people and never bring his diapered backside here.