Two things I won't cook.

There used to be a show here in the UK called “Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook” If it was still going, you could have applied to go on. Sadly it’s not.

I don't fry chicken or bacon... I don't like getting popped by grease. Mom had a screen wire device she put over the pan when she made fried chicken or fried bacon... I don't have and can't find one of those. Once in a while Pretty will buy bacon and harass me to get me to fry it for her. Eventually, I'll throw it away. (I told her last time she bought it that I wasn't cooking it for her but she could cook it herself. A few days later, I saw the opened package in the trash. ) I've made rack of lamb. It wasn't easy but it wasn't really difficult, either. We just don't like it after it cools off from cooking.

Chicken Kiev always took my mom a very long time to cook, so I doubt I’d ever make that. My sister requested it every year for her birthday meal.

I will never cook a turkey.

Rack of Lamb is actually quite easy if you just want to cook it and don't trim the bones etc I jave never messed it up so it must be easy I am not confident with Fish cookery And I would avoid cooking most seafood except for Haddock or Cod incase I poisoned anyone