I was embarrassed today
By Jimbo45
@Ineeddentures (18862)
February 26, 2026 7:58pm CST
Today
I had lots on away from the house and went to another town for my bikes health check
That done I went to Aldi to pick up some beans
Half way round Aldi I felt a rumbling in my tummy
Oh dear, I had to move at some pace but I did indeed reach the toilet in time
I even got my bike trousers off in time too
Well done me
Did what I had to do, made sure the toilet was clean after I finished , I used the brush, no choice, honestly
I looked around for air freshener
There was none
So I opened the door not knowing there was a line of people waiting to use the facility
One poor young girl almost turned green.
Another guy swore a bad word as I held the door open for what seemed like an age
The aroma moved quickly and I didn't know where to look
Not knowing what to say or what to do
I said " Chicken Curry "
And I left without saying I had used all the toilet paper
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8 responses
@lovebuglena (49412)
• Staten Island, New York
15h
I can just imagine someone using the toilet and turning around to reach for toilet paper only to realize there’s none there.
My mom really had to go number two and we managed to find a place that had a bathroom. We waited in line, which was brutal, and when we finally got to the bathroom there was no paper. Good thing she had tissues in her bag.
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@Ineeddentures (18862)
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15h
What would you do if you had no tissues
I was more worried about the smell waiting I to the till area of the store
The young girl was about 10 lol
Her face was comical
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@lovebuglena (49412)
• Staten Island, New York
14h
@Ineeddentures I have no idea. There was a sink, but I don’t remember if there was any soap.
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@Traceyjayne (8313)
• United Kingdom
6h
Oh dear !
At least you got to the loo in time ….and hopefully you won’t see these people again …..even if you have to shop at Lidl from now on !
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@Traceyjayne (8313)
• United Kingdom
4h
@Ineeddentures lol …..you obviously use their toilet facilities much more often than I do !
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@Ineeddentures (18862)
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4h
@Traceyjayne
Every time I go.
Saves our toilet paper at home and I sit on the toilet posting on here in Aldi as well
@Ineeddentures (18862)
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4h
Can't do that
Aldi toilet paper is better and there is a hook on the door for jackets
In Lidl it's like where do I put my jacket?
@Ineeddentures (18862)
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4h
It was only when I opened the door and was holding it open for the next person and saw.the.yoing girls face that I realised I had done a bad one.
@toniganzon (73810)
• Philippines
13h
chicken curry!
My cousin always carry a matchstick with him. After using the toilet he'd light a match and drop it in the toilet bowl. He told me it gets rid of the unwanted smell.1 person likes this
@Ineeddentures (18862)
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4h
We had a guy in the army who used to light his own farts
Once he got badly burned hair
@misunderstood_zombie (8688)
• United States
13h
For me it would be Mexican food.
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