My ex is at a beer fest tonight

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When we were discussing him helping me he said he had to be done by 2pm because he was going to a beer festival in Jersey City today. I just assumed that it started at 3 or 4. He said that there were going to be something like 70 breweries. I told him it wasn't a challenge. That's one of his favorite questions--"is that a challenge?" He told me one of his friends was bringing pretzel necklaces. I was like "WTF is that?" Apparently they are string necklaces with small pretzels threaded on them so you have something to snack on along the way. I just texted him to see how many beers he had tried. He said 4 so far. Apparently it didn't start until 7pm. I'm just glad he is staying up there tonight. I'm sure I'll hear all about it tomorrow.