Passing Lordly Water can be quite expensive.

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What’s the world coming to when a Lord can no longer pass water in the street without being fined? We are talking here about one of Epstein’s buddies, the Lord Mandelson. Caught short on the way home late one night last November, the Lordly one did the sensible thing and urinated against a wall. It was either that or pee his pants. But somebody saw and he is now the subject of a £300 fine. The release of photos of him in his Lordly y fronts was embarrassing enough, but now to be fined for taking a high diddle diddle in a public street - that must really humiliate the drawers off him.