Phone fun with a girl.

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I had great phone with a girl on the phone today. There was nothing salacious involved of course and it was she who called me. She wanted to ask me some questions about my lifestyle and it wouldn’t take long she said. She also told me that the answers would be valuable to her company. I said I was happy to answer her questions and that my fee was £5 per question, to be paid in advance, and that she would need to show me photographic evidence to prove her identity. The poor girl was quite flummoxed and I could hear her shuffling papers, probably looking for the page in her manual that told her what to say to difficult clients. She said there was no payment, and I reminded her that she had told me her company valued the information I was going to give her, but I wasn’t going to give it away for nothing. Eventually I lost interest and told her I had to go to the toilet and hung up. Last week I asked one of these nuisance callers if I could use his toilet because I thought I was going to vomit. He said a naughty word and hung up.