Someone called the police on me tonight

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I swear I was like swatted but by the downstairs neighbor. I went to bed early because why not? I didn't take any medication. I just slept for a few hours without bothering anyone. . . . . . until I was woken up by the door bell and banging on the door at like 10pm. I ignored the bell but then I got up for the slamming on the door. (pro tip for murdering me) I opened the door to find multiple cops who were doing a wellness check on me supposedly. I clearly had just woken up and got of bed with some rocking hair. I was like WTF and they said I was screaming for someone to come save my life. Nope. I had just been sleeping without any crazy dreams. I refused to give them my ID because F that. I didn't do anything other than sleep in my own place. I said "do I look lucid and able to make decisions?" They walked away after that. Very strange. So that was some F-ed up stuff. I have never done anything to draw attention of the police let alone to do anything crazy in this apartment. I've always been a good tenant and neighbor.