Charlie is nuts
By NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (127954)
United States
September 19, 2026 11:27am CST
I took in an orange tabby cat like 6 years ago. He has been very expensive (2 unblockings and PU surgery) but he is super sweet and friendly. Fine.
The idiot bolts out the door whenever he gets the chance. He doesn't know where he is going but he goes there really fast. 
I am so sick of trying to lure him out of hedges and stuff. Beyond over it.
So I was just replacing the batteries in my memorial lantern for my dad and the freak ran out the door. You'd think I was starving him or abusing him. I'm tired and just not in the mood. I said "Go with God!" I didn't even care if I saw him again.
By the time I opened the door to put the lantern back outside he was sitting at the door waiting to come inside. Moron. I love my cats but I'm so over trying to chase this orange a$$hole down.
I am so sick of trying to lure him out of hedges and stuff. Beyond over it.
So I was just replacing the batteries in my memorial lantern for my dad and the freak ran out the door. You'd think I was starving him or abusing him. I'm tired and just not in the mood. I said "Go with God!" I didn't even care if I saw him again.
By the time I opened the door to put the lantern back outside he was sitting at the door waiting to come inside. Moron. I love my cats but I'm so over trying to chase this orange a$$hole down.4 people like this
5 responses
@MarieCoyle (63137)
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1h
I know cats can move very fast-they seem to be able to go from a legarthic lump of fur to a lightning bolt in less than a second. I’m glad he came right back, but how very frustrating!
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@Wrexxo (7684)
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1h
Orange cats really do just have main character energy, running off like he's got somewhere important to be. Glad he came back on his own this time so you didnt have to chase him through the hedges again. Sounds exhausting but at least he knows where home is, even if he dont act like it half the time.
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