You could scare yourself to death by reading your medical reports

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Following up on something @xfiacre said once a while back about me, seeming to have an awful lot of doctors appointments I decided to look at my medical records to see if I could put together a list of all of my ailments I have a ridiculously high number of problems for a relatively healthy person of my age Wanna see a list of them? I don’t even think this is all of them because this is a list from two years ago and there’s been new things since then, but here we go. All of these are still current issues. hypogammaglobulinemia Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis Mild cognitive impairment Ménière’s disease Anxiety Depression Food, allergies Seasonal allergies Osteoarthritis GERD Intracranial atherosclerosis Brain fistula Hyperlipidemia Coronary arthrosclerosis Bradycardia Heart murmur Obstructive sleep apnea Chronic migraines Mitral valve prolapse Aortic valve prolapse Enlarged heart Planters fasciitis Eyelash mites Bone spurs in both knees Heel spur in one foot Degenerative disc disease in lumbar thoracic and cervical areas of the back And those are just the things that the doctor have been able to figure out. Isn’t that just the most ridiculously long list or do most people my age have a list of things this long is this common or am I a weirdo?