yidlove

@yidlove (12)

United States • Age 36

Joined myLot 18 years ago

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How was your day?

FabHairWeave @FabHairWeave (197) • United States 20 Dec 08

I hope it was lovely. Tell me about it. :)

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happiness

life

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yidlove My day was terrible. Thanks for prompting me to relive it. :(

20 Dec 08

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A friend of mine is pregnant. How can I help her?

FabHairWeave @FabHairWeave (197) • United States 20 Dec 08

I just found out a friend of mine is rather unexpectedly pregnant. We are college students and I'm one of the main people she comes to with her problems. However, I don't know how to deal with this. What should I do to console her...

college students

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yidlove I think you should probably offer to be her midwife. I've heard pregnant chicks love that!

20 Dec 08

Your Girlfriend Is A Smoker!? Yuck!

TrayBlaylock @TrayBlaylock (630) • United States 17 Dec 08

That's what I used to get all the time. Before I broke up with my most recent ex girlfriend, that's all I'd hear from people. Alright, so I used to totally go out of my way NOT to date a girl that smokes. I decided to give my...

bubble

bubble gum

policies

smoker girlfriend disguisting policy

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yidlove Personally, I think cigarettes are delicious, and have to restrain myself from eating the mouth off of anyone who has recently smoked one. In my social circle we refer to them as "nature's candy only they aren't natural and taste pretty crappy maybe like a...

18 Dec 08

you saw your husband/boyfriend embracing his ex-girlfriend.....

cathya @cathya (704) • Philippines 18 Dec 08

mylotters.... what will be your reaction when you saw your husband/boyfriend embracing his ex-girlfriend???

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yidlove By 'prior', of course, I mean 'after'!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for bein' TARFU! Hope this helps!!

18 Dec 08

you saw your husband/boyfriend embracing his ex-girlfriend.....

cathya @cathya (704) • Philippines 18 Dec 08

mylotters.... what will be your reaction when you saw your husband/boyfriend embracing his ex-girlfriend???

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yidlove Since you asked me how I would respond, rather than how you should respond, consider this reply somewhat subjective: First of all, I would be upset. Immediately following the initial feeling of uneasiness would be the urge to eviscerate both parties. Prior...

18 Dec 08

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How do you approach a dog?

FabHairWeave @FabHairWeave (197) • United States 18 Dec 08

What is the method you use when approaching a dog that does not know you? Do they generally react positive towards you or do you find that, despite how much love you exude, they remain skiddish and unwilling to be your friend?

dog

pet

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yidlove Most of the time I will assume the submissive position and immediately roll onto my back upon encountering a dog. I then tentatively lick the superior canine's muzzle. Sometimes, if this strategy is unsuccessful, I will scent myself with urine in order to...

18 Dec 08

Kim Kardashian

ogreatone37 @ogreatone37 (3) • United States 17 Dec 08

Is it just me or is kim kardashian the sexiest woman on earth?

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yidlove I think it's just you.

18 Dec 08

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The First Face You Seen This Morning Was...Who?

miraclefreebies @miraclefreebies (3043) • United States 15 Dec 08

It ain't NO secret that I see the same faces every morning when I open these beautiful brown eyes. The two faces I see first every morning are my daughter and my husband, but I can only name the ONE person that I seen first this...

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yidlove The first face I woke up to this morning was my own: I sleep flanked by mirrors in order to assure that no one is able to attack my exposed backside during my more vulnerable hours.

17 Dec 08

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Do you ever get the feeling like the future is now?

FabHairWeave @FabHairWeave (197) • United States 17 Dec 08

Every now and then I find myself in a situation where I feel like we are already exhibiting the qualities of the future that we imagine in our heads. The last time this happened was on the subway. The subway is this underground...

future

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yidlove There is one aspect of the modern world which I feel completely epitomizes(what I would imagine to be) the zeitgeist of a futuristic existence; it's a little something I like to call 'walking'. It is also a mechanism of propulsion, but differs a bit from this...

17 Dec 08

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What is your favorite Christmas song?

celticeagle @celticeagle (185926) • Boise, Idaho 17 Dec 08

For me it is Nat King Cole's the Christmas Song. It is the ultimate seasonal song. His voice is so nice too.

christmas song

nat king cole

ultimate seasonal song

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yidlove I like Mele Kalikimaka, if not for the quality of the song, then for the blatant condescension to Hawaiians regarding their inability to pronounce 'Merry Christmas'.

17 Dec 08

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she hurt me........... is Revenge alright?

Zerric @Zerric (72) • India 17 Dec 08

now she really hurt me when she left me.......so i'm gonna take revenge....in every possible way i can.......in all the MMORPG's she plays and in whatever way i can do it in rl.....no violence tho.....i'm not that type of...

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yidlove Actually, revenge will definitely make you feel better, at least temporarily. I recommend slitting open her pillows and filling them with salami. No need to thank me.

17 Dec 08

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