Jotunheim

@Jotunheim (169)

Denmark • Age 40

Joined myLot 18 years ago

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich

Responses (81)

Jotunheim's Responses

I WAS BORN INTELLIGENT BUT EDUCATION RUINED IT!!

whitish @whitish (1406) • India 23 Oct 06

DO YOU AGREE?

intelligent

joke

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Jotunheim This is the biggest illusion with education. People feel smart, but they aren't. If you want to become smart you already know not to listen to teachers. Real intelligence and knowlegde comes from within, not outside. Ofcourse if you already know this you...

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Where will you go if you DIE TONIGHT?

jsplash @jsplash (49) • India 29 Oct 06

heaven? hell? any other place? where will you go?

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Jotunheim What a silly question! To the flying spaghetti monster land offcourse... Tsk tsk..

29 Oct 06

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how much can anyone earn in a day through mylot??

cupidboy @cupidboy (140) • India 3 Jan 07

hey i m new to this so wanna know what can ayone earn through mylot if he/she works for abt2-3 hrs a day??

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Jotunheim hey i m new to this so wanna know what can ayone earn through mylot if he/she works for abt2-3 hrs a day??

3 Jan 07

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Believe in Jesus

princess07031980 @princess07031980 (5412) • United States 23 Oct 06

I do!!! Who is with me?

jesus

prayer

religion

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Jotunheim I only believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Jesus is what comes out of his rectum... Now please treat me a good time before i burn in hell.

29 Oct 06

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Your ideas on an Asian Federation?

andygogo @andygogo (1579) • China 3 Jan 07

Do you think Asia will eventually establish something similar to the EU in the future? Your thoughts.

federation

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Jotunheim Do you think Asia will eventually establish something similar to the EU in the future? Your thoughts.

3 Jan 07

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Describe Love in 1 word?

manno855 @manno855 (155) • India 24 Oct 06

Pain

love

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Jotunheim rectum

29 Oct 06

My step child is driving me crazy!!

kbkbooks @kbkbooks (7022) • Canada 3 Jan 07

As if it isn't bad enough to have to deal with your own teenagers, I am now going into my 5th year of marriage with the man of my dreams and his 17 year old son. The son didn't live with us until two years ago, so now it's half...

marriage

second

stepchildren

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Jotunheim As if it isn't bad enough to have to deal with your own teenagers, I am now going into my 5th year of marriage with the man of my dreams and his 17 year old son. The son didn't live with us until two years ago, so now it's half of the time that we have been...

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I WAS BORN INTELLIGENT BUT EDUCATION RUINED IT!!

whitish @whitish (1406) • India 23 Oct 06

DO YOU AGREE?

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Jotunheim Couldn't agree more. Education turns people stupid and shuts their way of thinking inside a little neat box. Goodnight.

28 Oct 06

Sleep

quink82001 @quink82001 (2938) • United States 28 Oct 06

How many hours of sleep do you get at night? I usually get about 5 hours!

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Jotunheim As many as i can! And i'm going to right now! GOODNIGHT WORLD!

28 Oct 06

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80's child

amberbambers23 @amberbambers23 (2615) • United States 12 Oct 06

You know you're an 80's child if... -Snap braclets were always getting you in trouble at school. -You played with my little ponies. -Friendship braclets were ties that couldn't be broken. -You ever read nancy...

new kids on the block

saved by the bell

the fresh prince

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Jotunheim - You've spend alot of time practicing "the moon walk" (i know i did) :P

28 Oct 06

Painful diarrhea, sore behind please help, not a joke.

LeroyBrown @LeroyBrown (110) • United States 28 Oct 06

I have had bad diarrhea for almost a week now, and as a result my butt has become really sore, it has also got a large painful swelling around it and feels worse if I sit down or walk, help, its really painfu

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Jotunheim Probably a hemorioid from too much toilet-going. You need to see a doc or it might grow really big and even more painful. He gives you some lotion to put on, but if you wait maybe you will need surgery, so better hurry and talk to the doc.

28 Oct 06

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Riddle riddle riddle

kruell_intentionz @kruell_intentionz (1159) • United States 28 Oct 06

A man meets two men at two doors. A sign above the two doors says, "One door leads to eternal bliss, while one leads to certain peril. One of these men always lies, while one always tells the truth." You may ask only one...

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Jotunheim I ask the men "What door will the other man say leads to eternal bliss". The truthteller will respond : "the other man will tell you the left door leads to eternal bliss" The lier will respond : "the other man will tell you the left door leads to eternal...

28 Oct 06

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Left handedness is bad.

bettafish @bettafish (352) • Singapore 18 Oct 06

In your culture, do left handed people get frown on? Are you left handed or right handed? How does that affect

culture

hands

people

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Jotunheim I'm left handed and the only bad thing i can think of, is when i write with ink and i smudge the writing right are writing it :/

28 Oct 06

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yet another riddle

kruell_intentionz @kruell_intentionz (1159) • United States 28 Oct 06

A 30 year old man married a 25 year old woman. She died at age 50 and her husband was so devastated that he cried for years. Ten years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80, how many years was he a widower?...

riddles

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Jotunheim 25 years!

28 Oct 06

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kill

lizzyme @lizzyme (87) • Nigeria 28 Oct 06

have u ever killed someone before?do u know that u can kill someone with your mouth

death

murder

sin

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Jotunheim You can strangle people in your farts aswell!

28 Oct 06

Who on here loves beer?

maddogv21 @maddogv21 (80) • United States 28 Oct 06

I know I do!!!!!!!!

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Jotunheim I freaking hate it. Gimme some weed!

28 Oct 06

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is marijuna really that bad

asmurthy @asmurthy (2461) • India 25 Oct 06

i want to try. from where i can get it

drugs

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Jotunheim Don't listen to the kids who don't know what they're talking about. Alcohol and cigarettes are much worse. Marijuana dosn't kill your braincells like alcohol does, it's only temporarily numbs them. You get in a peaceful and friendly mood and everything just...

28 Oct 06

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Do you think it's right that Bush signed a bill against internet poker?

jmusser @jmusser (177) • United States 28 Oct 06

Now it is illegal to play poker and win online, do you think its right that the government has this control over us?

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Jotunheim What the hell is his reason for this ?

28 Oct 06

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hey o got $0.29 for images!!!

reganbharti @reganbharti (59) • India 28 Oct 06

do any1 of u have any idea on what basis do they give money for images.....well how can i increase my income???

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Jotunheim Yeah i got 0.11 for my single image aswell.... I think it's about how many people click on it to see it... I just started a "rate me" discussion and linked to the pic. Hope that helps.

28 Oct 06

"THANKS"

subhasni @subhasni (3) • United States 27 Oct 06

"THANKYOU GOD FOR HELPING ME. THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE TO HELP SOMEONE."

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Jotunheim No problem son!

27 Oct 06