Reflections!

If you notice this notice, you may notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
If you read this notice, you may realize that this notice has wasted 10 seconds of your life.

He has 1...

Good and interesting lyrics anyone?

First off, Don't hate.
Relate, for all I know...
All you do is masterbate
In a bush behind a gate
Maybe it's just your fate
Why you can never get a date
But if you continue to stay in that...