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Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe (211)
Joined myLot 6 years ago
I do not follow the polyticks. Am Cat and do not like ticks. Possums can have them.
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Hey Man #SmiteTrump #SmiteBiden
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
5h
Verily I say unto Thee, oh Lord of All, Thou shouldst smite them with a smiteness heretofore never before seen. Smiteth them both. PLEASE. And then find some better choices for President. Please oh...
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8 people
Why cannot grow teh birds with teh bird seed?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
3 May
And why do not cat food make with mouse and bird flavors? And stupid 'moci let teh Hoomin see her catch a bird last year so he raised teh feeders higher (I am purrsonally amazed how high that fat butt can jump) But P.T. has...
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10 people
Be Ye 'Ware, for teh Eye of teh Frawg is Upon Thee!
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
2 May
Teh frawg knows all and sees all and is not very pleased with your behaviour. So you had best start being teh having. Or teh Mighty Frawg will flick its tongue and send thee to teh Hells. Be say not warned were thee.
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13 people
Snappy The Crime Turtle
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
29 Apr
McGruff The Crime Dog, alas, fell afoul of the law and is currently serving 16 years in prison (true story, Google the name John Morales). In his place, I would like to nominate Snappy the Snapping Turtle as The Crime Turtle, who...
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17 people
Why does the United States want to ban talking about ticks?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
25 Apr
Ticks are nasty bloodsuckers like fleas and mosquitoes and leeches and ex-wives (mai Hoomin says that is what his are). Especially during this time of year, as summer approaches, they need to be talked about and cautionary words...
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14 people
I would have to kill mai Hoomin
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
23 Apr
Cats are not dolls. Cats deserve dignity. There is nothing dignified about a cat wearing a camo 'onesie'. I would claw mai Hoomins eyes out and poop on his pillow. Then I would get mad. Then I would get even. Then I...
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22 people
Sometimes is imposs'ble tell Hoomin things
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
21 Apr
He is such a dumb Hoomin. For example: This morning told Hoomin needed more **** in my food bowl. Hoomin looked at me quizzically. I stated again I needed more **** put in my bowl. Hoomin said he had no idea what...
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20 people
Why do not the catfish are having the fur?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
16 Apr
I know there is some group (or perhaps cult would be a better word) of these strange looking hairless cats, but they are not normal. Normal cats have fur. Therefore catfish should have fur. But you silly...
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19 people
Zonya Inna Hows!
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
15 Apr
Hoomin says is for him only but He Is Wronged Headed. Zonya not just Hoomins feeding. Ask Garfield, he knows. Silly Hoomin. Stupud Hoomin. Zonya will be mine!!! What does...
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15 people
Solar Eclipse 2024
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
8 Apr
How it looked from my side yard in Olney Illinois during the 4 minutes of totality. Most definitely one of the coolest things I have ever witnessed. It got dark enough the street lights came on and I could see stars. I'm so glad...
solar eclipse
nothing i can say
a total eclipse of the sun
eclipse
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31 people
The Princess and the Pee (A Short Story)
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
8 Apr
One morning the Princess of the Little People awoke before anyone else and decided she was thirsty. With everyone else still asleep, she arose from her bed and went to the kitchen - and there, in the refrigerator door, she espied...
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25 people
Mai Hoomin vs Walmart
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
3 Apr
Wednesday April 03, 2024 Okay, just got out of my shoes - shoes are nasty most days and they were killing me this morning. And with the pressure off of my feet, my attitude relaxes considerably - which will enable me to...
walmart
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18 people
Oh hail what did teh Hoomin do wrong this time???
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
2 Apr
I was out. And I was happy to be out. And it was a good time to be out. And then teh Hoomin did something stoopud and it made hard cold balls of skywater fall from teh sky. And that was not a good time to be out. Does your...
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13 people
Silly Stupid Hoomins
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
27 Mar
There are times (most of them really) when I wonder how you Hoomins have managed to survive this long. Case in point: Today I read of a Hoomin warning people to keep their animals inside with the curtains/blinds drawn between 2-4...
solar eclipse
nothing i can say
a total eclipse of the sun
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18 people
Sundaze are four napz
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(211)
24 Mar
The nap, the whole nap, and nothing but the nap, so help me Dog. Miz Fatt Butt is taking up quite a bit of space lately, but since I gots a bigger bed, there's room for even my Hoomin. I'll catch up with everyone later, I must...
scar is back
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15 people