What would you do if a coven of Polar Bear worshipping witches lived in your car

I would go out and buy some chocolate and hope they were gone when I returned.

I'M BEING CHASED BY GIANT LAMB CHOPS FROM JUPITER.

HELP ME!!!!

What would you do if you were confronted by a dastardly kangaroo with a bazooka?

I would give him all my coconuts and beg him to leave me alone!
But he would probably kill me anyways, since he is no ordinary kangaroo, but a DASTARDLY one too. It is a well known fact that these...

What would you do if an electric walrus came to your birthday party?

and ate all your cake and ice cream? Let it be known that electric walruses have been spotted crashing parties up and down the western US and in places in Japan and England. People that see them are...

What would you do if a giant fish popped out of your toilet and asked for cheese

Would you also let it use your toothbrush?