Do you kiss the stamp and lick seal the envelope?

Lick, lick, slurp. No, minus the slurp. You have a letter in front of you that you need to post. You reach for an empty envelope and scrawl the address on it with a flourish. You find an unused stamp, give it an affectionate kiss and stick it on the envelope. You slot the letter in, close the flab and lick seal the envelope. Mission accomplished. Any thoughts so far? Is this routine somewhat familiar? Or have you just finished puking out yesterday's dinner? I am a modern man, one who uses the invention known as glue. When I need to stick a stamp or seal an envelope, I use one of those glue sticks that I can buy for $1.55 at any bookstore. I refuse to resort to my precious saliva that is worth more than its weight in gold (lol). I didn't make up that scenario - one of my friends swears by sealing an envelope this "traditional" way. So, are you as "traditional" as him? Or do you use the "new" invention called glue? Or do you do an in-between and rely on water? Or are you going to shock me off my chair by confessing that you have never ever stuck a stamp or sealed an envelope? Do share your thoughts. ;-)