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@xboxboy (5576)
January 18, 2008 3:28pm CST
What would you buy a head for a birthday present? This is a head, no torso, limbs or neck. just a head. can you see my problem? what will i get him? And please, he has asked me to say no more hats please.
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@angieang (262)
• United States
18 Jan 08
I would get him a nice pair of shades. Or hey you could even get an eye patch! Then he could be like a pirate!! Without the hood or wooden leg since he only has a head!lol
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@xboxboy (5576)
18 Jan 08
a pirate with a parrot on his head!
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@angieang (262)
• United States
18 Jan 08
That would make for a funny picture. It might even bring about a few stares! I know I'd definately take a second look! Thanks for the laugh.
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@Adoniah (7513)
• United States
18 Jan 08
He needs a new bow tie and a stogie!
@xboxboy (5576)
18 Jan 08
the stogie sounds good, not sure of the bowtie staying on!
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@Adoniah (7513)
• United States
18 Jan 08
I have a friendly head too and he has his own friend. Yes, he has a roach friend that lives in one of his eye sockets. After a closer look, I noticed that your friend does not have any such friends to keep him company when you are not there.
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@Darkwing (21583)
18 Jan 08
If no more hats, what about a bandana. Or if he doesn't wish for a bandana, maybe something to soothe his senses, like some lavender pot pourri, or something stimulating? Or, there's always the good old eye bath! ha ha ha. Brightest Blessings.
@foxyfire33 (10005)
• United States
18 Jan 08
Well for starters I would get him a nice big package of chap stick and probably a gift certificate to a barber. After that I'm thinking he might enjoy a remote contol vehicle of some sort that he could place himself on. If he can work the controls with his tongue I bet he'd have a lot of fun!
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@xboxboy (5576)
18 Jan 08
i am lovin the remote control car idea!
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@drannhh (15219)
• United States
19 Jan 08
Having read all the classic plays, I would buy the head a pole to stick under itself so it could be on display in the correct historical perspective.
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
19 Jan 08
LOL LOL this deserves best response of all i've read so far lol! i'm going to pee mysellf!!
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
19 Jan 08
Thank you, Sissy, you give the term "comic relief" a new meaning!
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
drannhh, i already gave out the best response, but you can have an honoury best response, which is much more valuable as i've never handed one out before!
@raychill (6525)
• United States
18 Jan 08
An earring. Guys are still pretty awesome with that one hip awesome earring.
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@raychill (6525)
• United States
18 Jan 08
Oh... or an eye patch. ARRRRr ye Heady!
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@xboxboy (5576)
18 Jan 08
lovin' the eyepatch look!
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@Ravenladyj (22904)
• United States
19 Jan 08
I would get him earmuffs OR those bobblie thingys OR kitty ears, devil horns etc..I like kitty ears myself but he may prefer the horns...
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
i like the earmuff idea! good for when i have female company and i can't be bothered carrying him out of the bedroom! i can just turn him to face the wall and cover the noise with the earmuffs!
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
19 Jan 08
lol i was thinking hat too. lol. What about.. some sunglasses, or maybe, since i have heard him say he is as mad as a bag of scorpians, a pet scorpian. *giggles* I think he made need some help caring for the scorpian, but i'm sure you could lend him a hand right xboxboy ? :)
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
21 Jan 08
Thanks xbox boy :)
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
i do believe a scorpean would be ideal for mr schitzo! good choice!
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@ElicBxn (63235)
• United States
18 Jan 08
well, I think he could use some Windex
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@xboxboy (5576)
18 Jan 08
lol! i think he would like that!
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@mummymo (23706)
21 Jan 08
I was thinking more along the lines of Psycho killer by Talking Heads - just to let him know he's not alone! xxx
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
excellent choice!
@mummymo (23706)
19 Jan 08
Well duh there are so many things you can get a head: a headboard, headphones, headgear, headset, headbanger, headland ok now I'm bored so I'll stop! xxx
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
some great options there mummymo! i like the headbanger option. does that come with an AC/DC album?
@leeesa (884)
• United States
19 Jan 08
He needs a pen or some sort of tool he can put in his mouth and type with so he can come here and tell us all about the great birthday presents he got!
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
he might sound like stephen hawkins.
@mizrae (587)
• United States
19 Jan 08
Is that a crystal skull? Is it yours? or just a picture for discussion. You know there are people who collect these crystal skulls. Supposedly they are linked to a story that if all of them (and there are so many scattered all the world) are put together "something" will show up or some knowledge will be released or something along that line. They have mystical properties.
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
i have several crystal skulls that my uncle collected in south america.
@AICIRT81 (847)
• United States
18 Jan 08
LOL. OK. I think your friend there needs a make over for him brithday. His complexion leaves something to be desired. A good facial and some new make up should do the trick. Maybe buy a new wig and a designer pair of sunglasses. Yeah I think he needs cool sunglasses. And He also need a date... but I think the make over will help with that.
@xboxboy (5576)
18 Jan 08
a nice pair of raybans sounds pretty cool!
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@Stephanie5 (2946)
• United States
19 Jan 08
Xboxboy you are a NUT! Well, it's a male, so what about some clippers or a razor? A new brush? A new toothbrush? How about some gold teeth! Now that's an idea! ;-p
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
who's going to shave him? better make it an electric toothbrush!
@youdontsay (3497)
• United States
19 Jan 08
An iPod, of course! No head should be without the groove.
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
great call! he can listen to 'talking heads'.
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
19 Jan 08
Well if he is just a head, why not buy him a complete body for his birthday. I mean after all, if I were just a head that is what I would want.
@xboxboy (5576)
21 Jan 08
i might have to get Doctor Frankinstein to help me out with that one! I quite like the fact that when we go to the beach i can leave him on the towel and i can go for a swim and he can't wander off. bullys kick sand in his face though.