My boyfriend' s fart ! Right in front of me!!

@gxnfly (1148)
China
March 28, 2008 8:32am CST
Does your partner fart in front of you?Do you get mad at those blast of fart or you just ignore it? My boy friend is so wicked,he always farts right in front of me.Sometimes I am really mad at him,it's very stinky.Every time he farts I rush into the bathroom,and asked him never do that again.But he just gets that wicked laugh on his face ,never give a damn! So I wanted to throw back his balls,but too ashamed I don't even fart,even I could,it will be silent and smelless.
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@LouRhi (1502)
• Australia
28 Mar 08
Your post really brought a smile to my face. Though I am sorry to hear about your troubles. I imagine that you look like this when you boyfriend does this to you. My husband does let them rip in front of me as well, however he does apologise if it is a bit strong on the nose. Lucky for me I have had the opportunity to retaliate on occasion, though I don't often publicly admit to it! You need to go and have a big dinner of baked beans, cabbage and eggs and then you will be able to make your boyfriend envious with the sounds and smells you will omit
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@gxnfly (1148)
• China
28 Mar 08
Yes,that's funny if only I can retaliate him back.
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@CatsandDogs (13964)
• United States
28 Mar 08
You Stink!! - Farting is nasty and very disrespectful and I won't allow it to happen
My husband used to do that to me but not in front of me or he knows he'd not be alive but he still did it in the same room as I was and it stunk me out of there too. I've raised hell about it for so long that I've finally gotten through to him that I don't like it and will not tolerate it one bit and that I don't think it's in the least bit funny. Now he goes in the other room and shuts the door and does his thing and he knows he better turn on a fan and open a window or else catch some more hell from me. I added this picture in hopes to make you laugh in such a horrible time. Hope I succeeded!
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@gxnfly (1148)
• China
28 Mar 08
That's really funny,and I think your husband is funny too.
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@jpso138 (7832)
• Philippines
29 Mar 08
Nice picture you got there. Its really funny.
@popocan (222)
• Hong Kong
29 Mar 08
Of course! To be honest, I sometimes do this to him too, we're very open and comfortable with each other. We both would normally take the piss if one does it, but I'll never do this in front of other people!!
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@gxnfly (1148)
• China
29 Mar 08
Of course we cant do that to other people,that's rude.
28 Mar 08
Oh please, for a start everyone farts...dont pretend you dont. My boyfriend is constantly doing it, albeit i find it horrible that he is so proud of it but hey what can you do, that is a trait in men that most women will never understand. He seems to think its some kind of show of masculinity to fart and laugh about it. Aslong as hes not hurting anyone i leave his childish mind to it.
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@CatsandDogs (13964)
• United States
28 Mar 08
You mean to tell me you think it's OK to have a boyfriend fart in your face? Come on!! Get realistic! It's gross and it stinks! He should find the human descentsy and go into the other room and do his thing and not have to gross everyone else out. Yeah it's a bodily function but it doesn't have to be gross OR in someone else's face! Give me a break will ya? Geeze.
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@olivemai (4739)
• United States
29 Mar 08
We call those silent but deadly! He cannot stop farting even if he wanted to, but he could go to the bathroom or walk away from you! Yes, I have heard of this happening! It is a lot of fun for some people.
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@gxnfly (1148)
• China
29 Mar 08
Right!Silent but deadly!He does it on purpose,he just wants to stink me and enjoy the miserable expression on my face.Bad boy!
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@olivemai (4739)
• United States
30 Mar 08
Tell him he farts like his grandfather! That aught to get him back.
@SomeCowgirl (32277)
• United States
29 Mar 08
I don't mind that my fiance does that to me because he doesn't do it so often.
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• United States
29 Mar 08
haha! this is the funniest topic I have ever seen. Man i was laughing so hard while I read this. Even though everyone farts no matter what gender, size, or color its a natural bodily function that no one can just turn off or on. But if you are known for nasty smelly farts then you should be respectful and courteous enough to take it else where not intentionally do it in someone's face. I am 6 months pregnant right now and smells are really getting to me so my fiance always farts in another room but sometimes he will warn me that one slipped out and a few times he didnt tell me in time and i threw up everywhere lol. So tell your boyfriend/husband to take his smelly farts to another room or you will return the favor by throwing up on him lol
• United States
28 Mar 08
How can you be in a relationship with someone and not be comfortable enough to do that in front of them? It's a natural, bodily function! I'm not saying go out and about to make an effort to fart around a loved one, but if it happens, what's the big deal? Your partner should love you through thick, thin, good, bad and smelly! Seriously, what's the big deal?
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@Hatley (118261)
• Garden Grove, California
29 Mar 08
good for you I wonder if she has ever farted herself but just wont admit it dont we all at some time in ourlives and I know when I do it i am as embarrassed as the others but I cannot seem to control it. women do fart too even if they do not want to admit it.
• China
29 Mar 08
disgusting and impolite
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@bluemars (953)
• Australia
29 Mar 08
when you live with someone for a while it is only a matter of time before they become really comfortable to fart in front of you. We all do it and it is only natural of course but like if it bothers you perhaps you should ask him to leave the room or something. I know sometimes it can be from the things we consume and if it is healthy usually there is not a bad smell. Well I am not an expert but like I said if it is too much the option of leaving the room is there and is always there like the farts may never leave him. LOL
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@razcal2267 (15577)
• United States
29 Mar 08
Expelling gas is part of life. Yes. my partner does fart in front of me but not on purpose, or at least I do not think so from what he says when it happens. Do I get mad about it NO but there are times that I have to hold my nose for a bit till the smell has gone away.
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@wnbwnbwnb (427)
• China
29 Mar 08
So funny!Although fart is natural,I cannot bear someone do that in front of me! Good luck!
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@filmbuff (2909)
• United States
29 Mar 08
I think it American society is poor taste for a man to fart in front of a woman, until she first farts in front of him. Then it is fair game for all. lol Afterall it is a natural body function, that serves a valid purpose, but I still will try to avoid farting in public and in front of women I am in relationships with, I don't want to make them smell stinky stuff. That being said, I can see why your boyfriend does it, and thinks your reaction is so funny... it get's a reaction out of you. If you pretended to like it, he would probably stop doing it altogether.
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• Canada
29 Mar 08
Yes, he does. But I don't really care, its not a huge deal. Everyone does it, and I love him regardless.
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@Sir_bobby88 (8248)
• Singapore
29 Mar 08
Well if two live together , it can't be avoid especially in scientific man farts more than woman . Of course when we are in relationship , we should try to avoid farting in front of our girlfriend or boyfriend yea but when married we should learn to understand each another yea .
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@sameroad (3181)
• United States
29 Mar 08
Everyone farts. I'm one of those people that when someone farts, i laugh. inless in was RIGHT in my face then i get pissed. but if they just sitting next to me and fart. its whatever just it just depends on the people. if you know the other person doesn't like then you should respect them and move or leave the room while they do it.
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@checapricorn (16076)
• United States
5 Apr 08
Its depends how close you are! I am very confortable to fart infront of my husband..lol..when I cant hold it anymore..He also use to but luckily everytime we do it..No smell..lol.....
@walijo2008 (4661)
• United States
5 Apr 08
I feel for you, my husband farts in front of me all the time, and he thinks its funny. I don't think it is, it stinks...he just tells me to start fighting back then, but I don't know how to fart, so I can't..lol. He can't believe that I don't know how, I told him only in the bathroom I can...haha. Then even in bed he will do it, then he'll fan the covers so I can smell it, its awful. I've threatened to sleep in the other room if he didn't quit doing that. But I believe thats just how guy's minds work, they think stuff like that is funny. Even my brother used to fart in front of me, before I was married, he just laughed about it too. That just shows how different guys and LADIES are. But theres nothing you can do about it, just don't feed him gasie foods before bedtime..lol.
@skysuccess (8884)
• Singapore
31 Mar 08
I think what your boyfriend is doing is merely practical joking on the side. There are times when I have seen this happen with my school mates who are in a relationship. Especially when they want to tell the other partner that they are "brain fart" or "you talk like farting" [fang pi] in your language. Sometimes I do that too, to ease tension to a group discussion. Shhh.....listen I need to say something here. Then, there goes my biological "butane" cannister ...ha ha ha.
@Hatley (118261)
• Garden Grove, California
29 Mar 08
To begin with people fart as it is a natural bodyfunction much as you may not like it both genders do it. And how can a fart be silent or smelless if you are a human being it is going to make a sound and is likely to smellthat is something you have no control over. Now it wouldbe nicer if your boyfriend would go into another room since you are so super sensitive over this.I had this happen to me when I was workint in the library with a bunch of people sitting not far from where I was shelving book. I let out a fart and was horribly embarrassed as all the dumb oxenjust sat there and laughed at me. I could not help it at all it just happen. It would not have hurt these idiots who laughed at me to keep their darned mouths shut and feel for my embarrassment.do you really think people do this on purpose if so you are really wrong.