Your most embarrassing moment with gas!
By grammasnook
@grammasnook (1871)
United States
October 4, 2008 3:05pm CST
I will definately break the ice here for those of you that might want to discuss things of such nature, lets face it, it is natural.
The most embarrassing time was when I owned my restaraunt and I was about 7 months pregnant. I was always in the dining room making sure the patrons had the best service possible. This was a day I will never ever forget!
I bent over to pick up a piece of paper that was on the floor and believe you and me when I tell you it really did just sneak out. It was so loud and the little boy that was sitting close by decided to announce what I had done which made it even worse he was about 3 or so. He yelled hey dad did you hear that fat lady fart? as he pointed at me She makes louder ones than you and hers stink pewwwww. I excused my self in tears of laughter do to the embarrassment and hid in the back room until those patrons had left.
Tell me your most embarrassing moment lol
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12 responses
@deebomb (15304)
• United States
5 Oct 08
My most embarrassing moment with gas concerns my Adult son. We were at a scout meeting for my grandson and we were sitting in the back of the room when my son let a really stinky one. Then he gets up and moves before I realized what he had done. People got up and moved away and gave me such dirty looks. I really was unhappy with him.
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@belk89 (1103)
• Philippines
5 Oct 08
My embarrassing moment is when i was on a long trip going to atlanta. I was sick the whole time and when i arrived in detroit i started to feel really sick that i fart almost every mins. I know that some people have smell it and went away and i was so embarassed at that moment. I told myself never again will i travel for whole day without resting in a hotel.
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@seabeauty (1480)
• United States
4 Oct 08
Fortunately, I have never had the displeasure of being embarrassed by gas.
Mine are the silent but deadly type.
If I am in a public place and I let one go, I can walk away and let someone else take the blame for the stick :).
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@jerzgirl (9234)
• United States
5 Oct 08
Um.....during a sigmoidoscopy while I was bent over the examining table. Every time it happened, it came whistling out the scope and the doctor would have to pull his face away. Of course, I would get the giggles out of embarrassment which would only increase the problem. He finally got up and left the room saying, "I'll be back when you're done." (Like I did it on purpose - hell, the man was invading that air space!!!) 
Yeah - that was 31 years ago and it's like it was yesterday. Definitely my most embarrassing moment. 
Yeah - that was 31 years ago and it's like it was yesterday. Definitely my most embarrassing moment. 1 person likes this
@misskit (289)
• United States
4 Oct 08
I think my most embarrassing time was the time I didn't even do it. My late hubby and I were in the grocery store, he was pushing the buggy and I was walking behind him. I stopped to check the price on something and hubby let a loud stinky one sneak out. He then turned to me and said "Geeeez lady" wrinkling his nose up in disgust, and then hurried away with the buggy, leaving me there in the middle of the stinky isle with people looking at me in odd ways.
I was as red and a red light, and embarrassed, and really angry at my hubby.
LOLOLOL
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@grammasnook (1871)
• United States
4 Oct 08
OMG this is a hilarious story that sounds like something my father did to my sister. haha
Thank you for sharing
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@cossacks10 (502)
• Morocco
5 Oct 08
When I was in a camp ,there was a dancing compitition ,i had the atention to particip so i went through , when my turn came , i told the animator to put an orientam music I was young so young and i wasn't knowing the diffrence between oriental and occidental , so after he put the muisc it was the desastre , i didn't know what to do and people started laughing on me , Warra shame is that !!
@annjilena (5618)
• United States
5 Oct 08
my most embrarrassingment moment was when i had money in my pocket and could not find gas i ran out on side the rode.no gas to buy.
@sacmom (14192)
• United States
5 Oct 08
My most embarrassing moment with gas would have to be the time my husband and I had gone to the mall after eating out. I had eaten refried beans that day and with beans of course come stinky farts. LOL Anyway, I had let out a silent, but deadly one. LOL I was hoping I could get away with it, seeing that it wasn't crowded in the part of the mall we were in, but a few seconds later my husband said in a rather loud voice, "Did you fart?!?" OMG, I was so embarrassed, not to mention pissed! LOL I ended up lying about it and telling him that it wasn't me. But once we left and I admitted the truth. I told him to never ask me such a question again! And he hasn't. At least not while we are out in public! 
LOL
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@arcidy (5005)
• United States
5 Oct 08
Well I tend to let out a fart every once in awhile at my work and its very embarassing sometimes even though the customers will never say anything to you you know that there thinking that you smell. Thank god it hasnt happend to me in a long time but i know it will happen again and hopefully it wont be when people are around lol.
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@laydee (12798)
• Philippines
5 Oct 08
Hahaha.. That indeed was funny and yeah, you were so brave because if it were me, I would have ran out. Hahaha..
Anyhow, on my part, it wasn't me but my date.
It was really funny because it was the first time we had a date, we talked and laughed then went to eat. While eating (remember, the place was quiet with serene music all over and people where whispering) then suddenly, he farted. The funny thing was, he didn't acknowledge it, he just assumed I hadn't heard anything. I secretly laughed at myself because of what happened. To make the long story short, he's my fiance now, and till this date (which was around 3-4years from that night) he argues that he didn't fart, but I know it was him!
=)
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@Sheepie (3112)
• United States
4 Oct 08
You're so brave to tell is this story! I have actually been really lucky in this category, I am well, really, quiet, in this category. The only time I think someone else had heard it was in 7th grade, and the boys in the desks on either side of me began to argue over which one of them did it!
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@janeellen47 (43)
• United States
5 Oct 08
When I was a teenager my brothers were so mean to me.
We would be walking in a store...they were in front I was always following.We would be in a mall...I was always in the back of them.There would be a crowd of people and one of brothers would fart loud...and turn around saying "God Jane" as if I had done it!
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