Carbon Footprints In the Sand

Carbon Footprints in the Sand - A heart warming and funny parody of "Footprints"
@ParaTed2k (22940)
Sheboygan, Wisconsin
October 8, 2008 3:51pm CST
One night a Greenie had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Al Gore. Across the sky flashed bits of the disappearing Ozone Layer. By the light of each flash he noticed two sets of footprints; one belonging to him, the other to Al Gore. When the last bit of the Ozone Layer flashed out of existence he looked back at the Carbon Footprints. He noticed that many times along the path there was only one Carbon Footprint big enough to notice. He also saw hat it happened during the brightest, saddest flashes of burning ozone. This bothered him, so he asked Al Gore about it. Gore replied, "My precious, precious minion, I love the earth and would never leave a Carbon Footpring that wasn't neutral. WHen you see only mine, it means you should have donated more money to carry my Carbon Credits.~ ParaTed2k
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
9 Oct 08
Well there's a new twist!!
@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
15 Oct 08
Gotta love the twisted :~D
1 person likes this
• United States
21 Oct 08
• Canada
9 Oct 08
man you had me confused, now after reading it several times, you, hit the nail on the head. all they want is more money. i say withold your taxes, refuse to pay them on your purchases and don't charge them on your services. choke the government into submission. if we cut off the supply of funds, how will they vote themselves an increase in salary. but have we not given enough? is there not enough funds accumulated in off shore investments to accommodate even the slightest pay raise for the ungratefull ones. we pay and pay and they still want more. the american community is funding an election with tax money the same as in canada. and the canadian govnmt has a surpluss of billions of dollars, just through g&s taxes. now they have implemented an enviromental tax on all items haveing a detrimental effect on the environment, like oil and gas and all derivatives and cell containment. where is the law going? a forgiveness law has just been passed for civic employees who have wronged the (company)or (public) that allows them to say i am sorry and no other consequences will be adhered to their past history, (no charges laid), so you stole a million dollars worth of antibiotic and sold it to another nation, for half. that's okay tap tap on the wrist. oh i'm sorry i saved some people. but the accumulation of neuclear armaments has me worried and the state of the american bank has me wondering. i have 2 cousins that lost 200,000.00 in investment capitol on the last drop. now we have a carbon tax?
@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
9 Oct 08
Wesley Snipes tried your suggestion and look where it got him? ;~D
@1grnthmb (2055)
• United States
9 Oct 08
Ok! That is a good one.