Cat fight in TV Studio

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I was tuning in to the TV earlier today and came across a sensational story about a US TV company that descended into farce. NTBC1 in St Louis Missouri were running a piece about the high cost of imported clothing compared to the poor wages that the assemblers make, when the reporter, Bannamae Brown, she that brought us the real story of Free Willy several year ago, noticed that Anchorwoman Nova Taylor was wearing an African print kaftan similar to that imported by Mazerowski enterprises of St Louis. Mazerowski was himself in the studio at the time having come in to defend the low wages that are paid to the mostly children who manufacture these garments. Brown and Mazerowski almost came to blows at one point as Taylor fought to remain her composure and keep the show going whilst throwing ice from a huge mug of soda in an attempt to make the other two slip over and out of camera shot. Much of the ice went down her front in fact and we were entertained to shrieks of "Don't you dare go hunting for that ice" as Mazeowski pawed her in a most inappropriate manner. Brown was shouting that he was nothing more than a child exploiter and that he was exactly the sort of person the new US President Obama was elected to shake into shape. Fat cat Mazeowski, said that he was doing the American people a huge favour by importing these garments so cheaply. Some sell for as little as $1.50 and there is a special range being produced for dollar stores at, you guessed it, $1 per garment. A smart young security guard, a very cool cat in a grey uniform, eventually restored some order by lying across Ms Taylor's lap to keep the two pugilists away from her. Taylor has found a small laser pointer and was beaming light onto the wall in an attempt to distract both Mazerowski and Brown but it was the younger guard that seemed most amused by this and was trying to "catch" the light. However, by now both Maerowski and Brown had by now both slipped on the vast amount of ice that Taylor seemed to have managed to throw and were lying like drunks outside a late night bar. The station has been taken off the air for the rest of today. This sounds like a right on TV station. Should NTBC1 be carried by all the main cable and satellite companies?