Joke of the day!

Philippines
February 5, 2009 4:34pm CST
A man and a woman on a date.. Man (feels going to the restroom): Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I just have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who hopes to meet you after dinner... HAHAHAHA! :P
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10 responses
• United States
6 Feb 09
Some people might not understand that, but it is very funny and what most guys would be thinking!
• Philippines
7 Feb 09
Yeah most guys. And that include us right? Hahaha!
• United States
6 Feb 09
Why would you post this under Thinker? There is a humor category...
• Philippines
7 Feb 09
Hahaha because I was looking for that category and I couldn't. So I just thought of putting it here. So guys, "think" of more jokes. LOL.
• India
5 Feb 09
hmmm...good discussion(this is not the joke), well here is my joke of the day. After having failed in his "Logistic and Organisation" a student goes and confronts to his lecturer about it. student: sir, do u really understand anything about the subject? proffesor: surely a lot, otherwise i would not be in this profession. student: greate, well then i would like to ask you a question, if u can give me a right answer then i wil accept the marks that u have given me and iwil go. If you are not able to give me the right answer then you must give "A" grade to me in this exam. professor: Ok its a deal, so wat is the question? student: "what is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal and neither logical nor legal?" Even after thinking for a long time the professor unable to give the right answer, he accepted his fall and gave the student "A" grade and sent him. Then he called one of his brillant student and asked the answer, and the brilliant student told, brillinat student: sir, u r 53 yrs old and married to a 25yrs old woman, which is legal but not logical, your wife has a 20 yrs old lover which is logical but not legal, the fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A" grade, although he really should have failed, is neither logical nor legal.
• United States
6 Feb 09
LOL God all mighty! LOL
• Philippines
9 Feb 09
^hahahahahahaahahahahahah!
• Philippines
9 Feb 09
Q: What's better than three roses on a piano? A: Tulips on an organ. Hahahahahahahah!
• Philippines
9 Feb 09
Tulips as in "two lips" on an organ? LOLOLOLOL.
• United States
5 Feb 09
lol funny.
@goldeneagle (6745)
• United States
6 Feb 09
that was pretty good LOL
• Philippines
8 Feb 09
Hahahah i love it! More pls!
• Philippines
8 Feb 09
Here's mine: In the paradise of Eden... Adam: Eve, do you really love me? Eve: Is there anyone else? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!