Vaccuum cleaners SUCK!

Shakespeare eat ya heart out! What if it quacks like a dwopped pwate?

if it quacks like a dwopped pwate it sucks great! Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am a poet. Didn't you knoo?

Then it must not suck.

Good to see you again SaviourV! Yeah, I've been a tad busy lately, so figured it was time I let the old insanity gene kick in again. I think what you have pointed out here is humanity's complete lack of vision. Here we are, busting our butts trying to achieve so many different things and at such great expense too. Space travel, disease cures, solving salinity and over-population issues..... The answer may just lie in the humble vaccuum cleaner! Maybe we're just not seeing the forest for the trees?? Might be time to start pitching your concepts to your local government I reckon. Let me know their feedback and we can go from there.....

Indeed, James. Panda Spankers Unite! . I also wonder how this was possible, I guess there must have been a few triplets and twins in there aswell. I can ask my mom, I believe these people lived on her block whilst she was growing up. She might know some other details aswell that you might enjoy .

There had to be a few multiples in there somewhere! lol. But man that's a lot of kids! And a surname of rabbit??? It's almost too funny for words!

Hahahahaha. It's kinds like the story about the man called "Warren" because he had 50 rabbits up his butt! Hi everyone, I'd like you to meet the Rabbit-Hole clan..... How the heck did the woman make it all that time with a surname like "Hole" anyways??? You know you're in a bizarre situation when accepting the surname "Rabbit" is one of the best things that could happen to you!lol. Panda spanking goodness will unite the world cyberfluf and don't you ever forget it!

Oh, I sleep with BOTH eyes open! And make sure my husband sleeps in another room and lock my door at night!

But I don't wanna be like everyone else, Sandhya! Seeing as you've got a cell phone tied around your neck, why don't you pull the chord really tight for a minute or so and try to choke some of that cranky out of yourself? I do this by the way because I CAN! lol.

Jeez, that's not very nice then is it! Here I was just living up to my silly tag and then ya go and point out some potential killers to me. In your own house too! Sleep with one eye open Sandhya.....

You have to plug it in??? Good Heavens..... That certainly explains a few things then! I got rid of mine because it just wasn;t doing anything. Now I know why. Dagnabbit. Oh well, I can always get another one. * James writes "PLUG IN THE VACCUUM CLEANER" in big letters on a post-it note and sticks it to his forehead *

So you started off with batteries too? * James slaps palm of hand to forehead * Wow! I thought I was the only one. If this isn't great minds thinking alike gone awry, I don't know WHAT is!

Took me awhile to figure that out too. Thought the damn thing worked on batteries! LOL Even tried the post it note to the forehead, but as I don't walk around with a mirror tied to my nose, I never saw it and so forgot.*sigh* I need a maid..........

Do you have a photograph of your ears Rose, just so we can all make our own minds up? Given that you have a sucky vaccuum AND you know how to suck also, the two of you must be pretty close! We should all be so lucky to find such affinities like that. A brownie will do just nicely too thanks. Keep 'em comin'!

Sound like you need a dose of the fridge bashing more than anything else James. I know i need one. Just don't try it with the golf club.

Frdige bashing? Sure! Let's line up ALL the whitegoods!

I don't know WHAT I'm thinking lately Alok..... Therein lies the problem! I've seen pigs eat before; and believe it or not, but they DO actually eat like pigs! Snouts thrashing, squealing and grunting and all..... Strange stuff. The rabbits idea came from some dark place in my twisted pysche I guess and for sure there are at least 50 or more golf balls in the very same place. There's also an insane golfer slashing away in there with a sand wedge and damaging my brain cells! I was trying to adapt a vaccuum cleaner to suck up bandits by the way. If THEY are making out like bandits, then I think it only fair that I make out like something greater. What better way to do that than to take out the bandits? Can something bark like a bird? Can a goose do the human-step?

Makes us wonder sometime..I would eat the erries as well and maybe the seeds as long as they were sunflower seeds.

On a more disgusting tangent, I wonder how many skinny people HAVE worms? Maybe this helps them stay so skinny in the first place? I don't think I'd wish to eat like a bird at all. Even if it DID mean being skinny always. The only thing in that list that I could tolerate is the berries I think! lol.

Actually I'm with you on the sunflower seeds as I like them a lot. Pumpkin seeds too! The bird can have all the other types for now.....

well...try to do it yourself,you will also lose all joy.its a back-breaking chore!!!we have an house-maid to do the cleaning part.sometimes,me and kids,do play with soapy water(make bubbles)and hubby has to clean the mess after us(otherwise time out for him)(this is done in the absence of my mom-in-law,which is very rare)

Well, well, well..... It's un-stable Mable! We don't have a vaccuum cleaner at home either. I'm not sure if my Wife would say that it's fun to be cleaning the tiles with soapy water and stuff though! I guess somewhere along the way she lost the joy. Anyways, as I've said already, vaccuum cleaners SUCK, so who needs 'em! lol.

Oh you have a maid then do you? How lucky for you, your MAJESTY!

if I have confused you tinytankster, then I couldn't be happier! Jeez, I confuse MYSELF most of the time! I wish you every success in realizing your Dyson dreams and I welcome you to mylot too. If you end uo inventing a silent vaccuum cleaner, don't forget us little people. (Apparently you can make 'em extremely silent already! Just don't plug it in! lol)

I don't think it takes much of a stretch to come up with something more technical than what the average politician has to say elitess! Even "The cat sat on the mat" is far more complex and make more sense than most words I've heard many of those idiots come out with! Did you spank that smug cat yet?? I am sure that whatever you are reading will make much more sense to you if you provide yourself with a release like this. Don't be shy now, spank the damn cat! And lately, something's ALWAYS bugging me I'm afraid. But still, vaccuum cleaners DO suck and only don't if they're broken.

So bug that something back ! You can't let it bug you without bugging it back you know or the Panda will win a point ! I can't spank that cat as it is my friends and it is to far away, but i can spank the panda in my house with my law book - how about it, will that work ?

Ooooh! Spanking a cat with a law book sounds absolutely sensational! I could do with a similar activity myself actually. If it's any consolation, last week I had to write 2 service level agreements and 2 legal contracts for ISP services and I am now trying to co-ordinate their translation into Arabic. Shall we both find something high and leap off it then? The panda's will NEVER have the upper hand by the way as I'm way too messed up in the head for that! lol.

Well I tell ya somethin' Wizzy..... Just when I think you have taken things to as messed up a level as possible, you go on to up the ante yet again! After that explanation, I have come to the conclusion that there'll be NO shifts for me at all! But I do have an idea that might make the whole scenario bearable for ya; and maybe even lucrative! Have you considered selling the sheets as works of art? Paintings done by an elephant have made thousands of bucks so why not a twist like this one? Gove it some thought..... I think I may be on to something here! Hmmmmmmm. Frame choice could be a challenge though!

Oh YES!!!!!! That's what I call a 'sh!t-hot idea'. I do admire your entrepreneurial spirit.... Do Alan Sugar & Donald Trumpknow about you?? For those who couldn't afford a whole sheet, we could cut them into smaller pieces or sell them the pillow cases.... Perhaps we could even market it as designer bed linen ....Maison de Merde ??? We could scource unique designs in a variety of colours. I'm sure that, if we could persuade some wealthy & influential person to buy one, all the 'Emperors New Clothes' brigade would be clamouring at the door. Thank you for your suggestion. Please forward your address and I will personally ensure that you receive the largest and most intricately designed example. (You might want to stock up on those plug-in air fresheners) Would you be interested in the Egyptian franchise when we go global?? BTW You dont have any money spinning idea for pots of sputum do you???

You knew you could count on me to lower the tone...

Well thanks for dropping by then Bo. And hold on to the pinwheel for now. We can maybe use it later if the panda's become too familiar with the spanking. Are these squirrels moon worshippers mykl?

I've got your details here Diddly, no issues there. You just never know when a pinwheel might come in handy and I just don't wanna rush in with the trump card ya know.

Seriously, Mykl, you're freakin me out, man! Well, if you decide you want the pinwheel, James, you know where to find me.

Very insightful Louise! I am happy to see you in agreeance with me that vaccuum cleaners DO indeed suck! lol.

I made sense, Krause?? Good Heavens, don't go telling me THAT! lol. Am I losing my panda spanking skills??? The English language provides no end of material I think. No wonder people consider it to be a difficult language to get their head around!

I'm becoming very nervous makingpots, as you're the second person that has now said I'm making sense. Don't tell me I'm losing my touch???? lol. Go see what your vaccuum cleaner wants then.....

I just heard about that lady that gave birth to 8! Maybe she is the most recent example of a rabbit then? Shall we send her some carrots?

If this were any deeper BlueGoblin, your head'd be popping up in China! This is one heck of a psychological diagnosis, I must say! lol. I think I need to try to set up a seance and see if I can contact Freud then. If the ghost of Freud tells me that it's you and not me though, I'll be sure to send him your way.